pov: you just lost a blooket game (meg, drinks is las bebidas smh my head)
ok where are we...
pic: judy in the jail cell (just read)
ms. king is in jail and no one can bail her out because they don't have 50k to spare. so ka$$ner, judy, and bill make a plan to just go in the prison and take it from there.
so the next day they all took a field trip in judy's car to the prison. when they got there kassner took one of his airpods and threw it at a guard. the guard called his whistle and all of a sudden they had 5 guards chasing after them.
when they got to ms. king's cell, kassner said "hey siri how do you pick locks?" before they could get their answer the guards caught up to them and cuffed them.
they now were all in a cell with ms. king
"hey baby hyd?" said bill, trying not to be cringe.
"i have a husband >:|" said ms. king. bill was shocked. his waifu picked her husband of 25 years over him? wow. he was sadge so he went to a corner and started singing stitches by shawn mendes.
judy was tired and forgot to bring her sleep kit, so she asked kassner is she could use his phone as a sleepmask. kassner obviously gave it to her because he had a crush on her. so she put the phone on her eyes and went to sleep.
after 3 days of ms. king and bill arguing, and judy sleeping 24/7 while kassner listened to his lana del ray indie playlist, enrique showed up outside their cell.
"hey guys, howd you end up here?" judy and crystal swooned over enrique. "im not letting you out unless.... ok. fine ill let you out."
turns out enrique was wealthy and just taught in his free time, so he paid for their bail and right before he left he said "high five, ch."
:') we stan enrique
