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One day a thing called sanic was playing on his x box 360 when his mum, xxx_felicia_sharqisha_xxx told sanic to go over to da market and get Doritos and Mountain Dew. Sanic sed gotta go fast and sped over to da market. When he got there, he bought the Doritos and Mountain Dew and when he walked out the market door, a guy with a triangle shaped face with one eye came out of nowhere and stole sanic's Doritos. Sanic ran and tried to chase him but he waz too fast. Suddenly a guy sed "TACTICAL NUKE INCUMING" and everyone went cray cray. Then BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sanic awoke at the smell of Dorito dust on the ground. Sanic walked over to a flying drone called xxx_swagnimite#yolo_xxx. He told him that he had awoken in an island called Mountain Dew falls. There waz a huge water fall with yellow/green dew. Sanic had thirst for dew right now so he drank up all the Mountain Dew from the water fall. Sanic was lucky he packed his diamond camo dsr -50 and sum simply orange. He three hundred and sixty no scoped all the noobs that were trying to quick scope him. Swagnimite told him that he had to infiltrate the illuminate's lizard base that leads to shrek's swamp and three hundred and sixty hard scope Shrek. Sanic needed support furst so he went to the bat cave to get spooder men. Spooder men sed yeah but sanic had to recruit him to the faze clan. Sanic sed ok. Sanic and spooder men went to the illuminate's lizard base and hard scoped all the noobs. Sanic and spooder men finally got to shrek's swamp and 360 no scoped him m89. Sanic got his doritos back and said:"gotta go fast" Sanic was running but then, the illuminate launched a xx1 vulcan. And sanic lost his ruthless streak of 17. He got his goliath and rocketed the noobs. When sanic shot the noobs with his goliath. then sanic appeared in shreks swamp. He 360 hard scoped him. Shreks head waz spoodermen. But if spooder men was not kill, then who was fone?

Actually the lizerd people got sanic and stole his runnin powers so sanic see gotta go slow. Shrek became alaiv and wanted 2 get revenge on sanic. He grabbed his em1 (what a $crub) and went to sanic. Shrek brought his allie xxx_donkey_xxx to help him with the dewrito dust flashbangs. Sanics eyes hurt bc he had dewritoe dust in hiz eyes. He sed brb and went to his mountain dew storage containers and got the mountain dew to drink with his dorito. Shrek was blazing off becuz sanic waz still in the lobby and there were squeakers. Shrek was high so he did not no wat he was doing. Sanic kuicksqoped shreks arse so hard that shrek blew up into the illuminate. The illuminate spawned in lizerd people to kill sanic. Sanic went fast butt one got his hand and tied him up to a chair. The illuminate launched an xx1 Vulcan to disect him. Suddenly spoodermen saved sanic by flingn a spooder web at sanic and the Vulcan killed the illuminate. Butt wat if the illuminate was not kill. THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Wait did you see that? Sanic has 5 letters. Letters. Letters has 7 letters. 7-5=2. 2. 2 has three letters. What has three sides? That's right! A cone. Cone. Cone has 4 letters four take one that's three. three take one that's 2. 7 is the second prime number. Prime has one i. Sanic has one i. Coincidence? I thought so. 1, illuminate has one eye. Sanic=illuminate confirmed.

Sanic had to obey the illuminate gawds so he doesn't get kill.
Sanic betraded them noobs by killing all the lizerds that were inbound. All the illuminate lizerd ppl Were ded so sanic saved the world from the illuminate. Butt were was shrek doe?
Shrek waz gone. He will get his revenge someday...

Someday is here!!!
Shrek is getting revenge today!!!
Shrek and sanic were doing a 1v1 in highjacked. sanic packed his elite diamond camo dsr-50. Shrek got his royalty camo ballista with an acog scope to get sanic. Shrek was being a cheeky camper so he camped in the underground office. Sanic threw flashbang EMPs to blind shrek. Shrek got rekt 420-69. Shrek admitted that sanic was the true MLG king of all time. Sanic sed u wot m8 and went fast. He left the lobby... Shrek quit Call of duty for the rest of his life... Later... Shrek died....

sanic is a wise and fast man. He taught his children to never hardsope. sanic had a son called