Joe x Sara [Yttd ship]

Joe x Sara, oneshot no.1.

It was a cold crisp morning, the winter wind spept hair across Sara Chidoun's pale face. She was walking to school with her best friend Joe Tazuna, the most kind, loving and selfless boy she had ever met. 

Joe; "Sara, you look very pretty today!!"

Sara; "Thanks, you look very cute, your hair is softer and fluffier than usual."

Sara pats Joe's head and giggles while Joe blushes and murmers a small, yet appriciative thank you. As they round a corner, Sara's teeth chatter slightly. 

Joe; "Oh no! Sara are you cold? You're going to get sick. Here take my scarf-"

Sara; "No-no, don't worry i'm fine. I-"

Joe; *agressivley stuffs scarf onto Sara's neck and shoves a small bit of hot chocolate down her throat*

Sara; *slightly choking* "J-joe your going to- *cough cough* suffocate me, although i-i appriciate the thought... i guess."

Joe; "Eheh"

As they reach the school gates, Sara's throat still burnining of overly sweet hot chocolate, the bell rings. Sara and Joe slowly look at each other as they realize that thier first class is on the third floor.

Both; "HURRY!!"

As they sprint to the third floor, they find something in their way... it was a goat. 

Sara; "How did a goat manage to get inside a third floor coridoor? Anyway it does'nt matter, we will make it on time if we go around it!"

Joe; *silence*

Sara; "Joe hurry we gotta go, or else Mr Krideprinz is going to kill us!"

Joe; *silence*

Sara; *slowly approaches Joe and notices he is crying while locking eyes with the goat* "Joe... don't tell me-"

Joe; "I NEED THE GOAT. MAMA SARA, PLEASE PROVIDE ME WITH THE- uhm whats the word.. ah yes- PERMISSION TO HAVE THE GOAT. I need it"

Sara's POV; He is the sweetest little- no... he can't.. he must'nt.. y'know what? Screw this- Joe can take the goat to class and we will make it with 30 seconds to spare!

Sara; "JOE TAKE THE GODDAMN GOAT AND MOVE YOUR ASS TO ALCHEMY."

Joe's POV; Sara's so cute when she's- wait what- uh mr goat uh les go.

Joe; "Can I ride Mr goat?"

Sara; "NO."

Joe; *tears start bubbling in his eyes*

Sara: 'Erm- uh, i mean.. sure if - *sigh* - Mr Goat can take it.."

Joe: 'YAAY THANK YOU SARA I LOVE YOU LOTS!!"

Sara starts to blush while Joe hops on his new goat. They arrive at class with 9 seconds left to spare and Joe's goat is almost thrown out of the window by a certain teacher. At the end of the day Joe's goat barley made it out alive and Sara was very close to throwing Mr goat outside into the rubbish bins. 

Joe; "Hey Sara, do you wanna go to your house later today? I''ll brinf Mr goat!!"

Sara; "Did you really just invite yourself over to MY house? But it's okay i dont mind."

Joe and Sara walk back to her house and are greeted by thee sight of... Mr goat the second. Joe eventually convinced Sara to ride Mr goat the second and they went on a ride in Sara's back garden. It was flourishing with pants, flowers and wildlife and Joe was awestruck by its beauty. Joe and Sara talked about why thier own goat is better than the other and eventually they decided to settle on who was the better goat by competing in a very intense compitition.

The compitition consisted of jumps, manouvers and IQ tests to decide which goat was better. After 3 hours of the most intense goat derby there ever was, Joe felt slightly drunk, the goats had passed out and Sara was dizzy and lightheaded. 

Joe; "Sara.. I love you so mucchhh, y'know? Like soOo much (-w-)."

Sara; 'I love you too Joe! You make a life worth living bestie. And I think.. yeah- mhm, I love you. But for real. Like y'know girlfriend boyfriend.'

Joe slowly sits up and postitions himself next to Sara, and while he turned a hideous shade of tomato red, held Sara's hand. Sara slightly blushed and kissedd him on the cheek. 

And from that day onwards- Joe and Sara were married and lived in a cottage with thier two goats. The end <3.

This literally sucks but I hope you still enjoyed it.