I arrive home and realize I don't have cages for my new rats. I go to my shed and find a couple of plastic pools painted with penis's on them. I realize quickly I'm turned on by the pools and grab my lawn mower.
I've tried dildos I'm the past but my lawn mower seems to be the only thing to really do the job. I turn on the engine and begin pleasuring myself. I make sure to finish as quickly as I can because of the rats sitting in my 100 degree heat. I grab the rats out of the cat and spread them across my lawn. "It's so beautiful" I cry.
As I'm falling asleep I hear the rats crying and decide to let them in the house. They complain about how hungry they are so I run to the bathroom and grab the bread out of my ass to feed them. They tell me it's so good and thank me. I let them sleep on the kitchen floor.
I turn on the nightly news and see the lady who yelled at me for taking the rats. The faces of the rats are on the screen and reported "missing".
"Whoops, my bad"
