First Day Back to Rehab

Chapter One: Orange Juice

I start of my day with my toenail Richardson and have breakfast and leave for school. I walk for about four hours since my parents are always working and can't be bothered to take care of me anymore as I am 14 years old. I leave for school and get drenched in the rain.

   I arive there after four and a half hourse of walking and is soaked up and miserable... Everyone slags me for my ugly hairdo and throws books, I thinks that's why my nose is so flat. I went to my locker and got my books for my favourite classes.... Physics, Math and Literature. I am so excited. 

Mr. Sanhu arrives into class and gives out to me for standing at the door to greet him. He kicks me in the face and I fall backwards onto the janitor, I know embarrassing! 

Oh hae i 4got abou u gies... i waz '2' bisy wit mi new frendz the tot meh how ter acturally spel, grate 4 mi litratrre cors! AM JUST KIDDIN'. But no.. the really did asked me if I wanted to be friendsI said no... cos I knew that Richardson would get RAGING!!!! (Josh Nickles voice)

Anyways.. Iwas at schooland then I found something that people like to call a ''rap battle''!?? I decided to join in and ofcourse had Richardson safe in a glass jar and I saw people coming towards me. Yeah if you were thinking that I had friends then you were wrong! They jumped on me and took Rich Rich!!!! WHAT no like plzzz com back! I ran after them. RICH RICH get back as i screamed to them. but nooo.... sad news..... someone pushed me onto the fence and my face was printed with squares!

That's how I got the name waffle cone..... apparently people think that I was NOT staring in the movie conehead due to my flat nose!!!Darn kids throwing books at my face since 1451! WHAT I wasn't even born

Guess my mom did like me either!.......

Well I waited for 5 and a half to grow out another RICH RICH bubu, but no..... guess who's comes along....

THE BULLYS that I regected and they got a crowbar and yanked it back until they saw my ankles.

I ran home on my arms and sat down to try an wash it... there was no water but for a banana and orange juice.

I poured it on and it felt sensational!!!!

*A week later, Vinchyficks gets terrible migranes and is due for a lung transplant*

Where was I... I do not know! I looked around and saw my ankles woww.... long time since I saw them...my belly hairs are something! :O

Ahwell I need to love me for who I am.. how did I manage to even get to the hospital... All i remember was my momtelling me to eat the anklehairs bcos according to the wlesh mythology, this is good for good brains and eyesight! I went back to school from jumping out the window on the ground floor, YES I DID DO MATRIX STUNTS AS A KIDS BACK IN MY OLD DAYS.