𝐦𝐲 𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐫𝐲

introduction - 24.05.21

DISCLAIMER this is not the dnf fanfic you were reading six minutes ago before your mum asked you to go downstairs for tea.

I know you may be wondering to yourself,

"why is this weird ass teenager making a real diary of herself on wattpad? Might as well just broadcast it on the the BBC news or sum shit!"

Well, trust me, I'm aware. This is probably the most stupidest idea that I've ever had. I'm literally writing my own personal diary on a site full of gay smut and one shot books but I honestly think this would be better for me.

My mum always says that diary's are good for you because you can reflect on your day and see how you could improve it and where you went wrong and what not - well that's bullshit. Don't get me wrong, you could see were you went wrong during your day and you could stop that from ever happening to you again but, you are only able to accomplish that if you aren't me. I cannot give myself advice, it just doesn't work for me, so I thought that someone else giving me advice would be a lot more beneficial.

I know that no one will see this but I decided to do it anyway. If you aren't me and you're still reading this then that means someone did see it... pleaseleaveacommenthereifyou'rereadinghahaty

I will also be making up random names for the people I'm gonna talk about because if someone from my class does so much as even to look at this book then I will literally shoot myself in the head, Carl Grimes style. First I need to introduce myself though...

( I got these questions from google https://images.app.goo.gl/MYBopPpYLtkAAmUJ7 )

what is your full name?
Becky is all you need to know

what is your zodiac sign?
Sadly my parents decided to make love in september so... uhh...

I'm a gemini

what are your pronouns and gender?
My pronouns are they/them and my my gender identity is female!

How do you feel right now?
I feel like my skin has just been ripped off my bones and then stitches back together again by a demogorgan.

what's your current relationship status?
Single, why? Are you asking me out?
no

what's your favourite movie?
Thor Ragnarok is the best movie of all time don't you dare try disagree

how tall are you?
7'9

what's your favourite song?
https://youtu.be/mgEFOrCgNFU

name 3 things you love?
• my dog
• my cat
• my other dog

name 3 things that upset you?
• nothing
• does
• "I love you 3000"

what 3 things make you happy?

• when Technoblade finally uploads
• not being an embarrassment
• compliments on my appearance - once this person told me that I look like if big Ed (90 day fiancé) and the BFG (from that one Roald Dahl book) but I "actually have a great personality" .... bro.

what is your favourite food?
buttercream icing (even though it's not a proper food)

who is your celeb. crush?
MAYA HAWKE

how may tats or piercings do you have?
none.

what are your turn ons?
so um there's this one boy in my class-

what are your turn offs?
buzzcuts - I'm sorry but I hate them

Scary movies or happy endings?
why not both?
that's against the rules

computer or tv?
tv for family movies and computer for the um other movies...

When's the last time you cried?
two days ago because I didn't have my Spanish homework completed and I knew he was going to murder me

Can you cook?
lmfao no

Can you speak any other language?
Spanish and a bit of french (because school yk)

Do you miss anyone right now?
so there's this one boy in my class-

sexuality?
I'm pansusualnshsb? I mean pan-

that took forever

um... anyways

This is what my bff 1 name is

siofra?

bff 2

Onora?

now... for the one guy in my class that I think I'm inlove with even though he's never even said more than three words to me at a time:

I'm NOT calling him Malachy-

I'll call him rdj because why not
and that's probably all for the secret names
anyways this was my first entry...

please comment if you see this!!!