Long Horse: TMWTUS-DF! There's a dead human in the house!
TMWTUS-DF: Ereh teg d'eh woH! Yeh! Ho!(Oh! Hey! How he'd get here)?
Long Horse: TMWTSU-DFFFFF! What did you do?!
TMWTUS-DF: Siht od t'ndid I. Taht-hT? Em?(Me? Th-that? I didn't do this).
Long Horse: Explain what happened, TMWTUS-DF.
TMWTUS-DF: Efil ym ni erofeb nam siht nees reven ev'I(I've never seen this man before in my life)!
Long Horse: Why did you kill this person, TMWTUS-DF?!
TMWTUS-DF: Od ot gniht etirovaf tsael ym si taht- si taht. Elpoep llik ton od I(I do not kill people. That is- that is my least favorite thing to do).
Long Horse: Tell me, Tmwtus-df. Exactly what you were doing before I got home.
Tmwtus-df: Sruatspu saw I, llew. Thgirla(Alright. Well, I was upstairs).
Long Horse: Okay.
Tmwtus-df: Moor ym ni gnittis...hu saw I(I was uh...sitting in my room).
Long Horse: Yes?
Tmwtus-df: Koob a gnidaer(Reading a book).
Long Horse: Go on.
Tmwtus-df: Ni sklaw yug siht, llew dna(And well, this guy walks in).
Long Horse: Okay?
Tmwtus-df: Elbisivni gnieb, mih ot pu deklaw I os(So I walked up to him, being invisible).
Long Horse: Uh huh.
Tmwtus-df: Tsehc eht ni semit 73 mih debbats I dna(And I stabbed him 37 times in the chest).
-Silence-
Long Horse: Tmwtus-dffffff! That kills people!!
Tmwtus-df: Ho! Ho(Oh! Oh)!
Long Horse: Tmwtus-df!
Tmwtus-df: Taht wonk t'ndid I-I! Wow! Ho(Oh! Wow! I-I didn't know that)!
Long Horse: How could you not know that?!
Tmwtus-df: KCUS I, daeh gnorw eht ni m'I...haey(Yeah...I'm in the wrong head (haha, get it?-), I SUCK).
Long Horse: What happened to hands?
Tmwtus-df: Taht s'tahw(What's that)?
Long Horse: His hands. What happened to his hands?
Tmwtus-df: Meht eta dna pu meht dekooc fo dnik hu...llew(Well...uh I kind of cooked them up and ate them).
-Silence-
Long Horse: Tmwtus-df!!!!!!!
Tmwtus-df: Sdnah evarc uoy wonk, llew dna yrgnuh saw I-I, llew(Well, I-I was hungry and well, you know, when you crave hands)-
Long Horse: Why on earth will you do that?!
Tmwtus-df: Kaerb a em evig! Sdnah rof yrgnuh saw I(I was hungry for hands! Give me a break)!
Long Horse: Tmwtus-dfffff!!
Tmwtus-df: Seilbmur eht gnikam saw hcamots ym(My stomach was making the rumblies).
Long Horse: Tmwtus-df!!
Tmwtus-df: Yfsitas dluoc sdnah ylno(Only hands could satisfy).
Long Horse: What is wrong with you, Tmwtus-df!
Tmwtus-df: Sgniht owt s'taht-ht. Sdnah tae I dna elpoep llik I, llew(Well, I kill people and I eat hands. Th-that's two things).
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Trevor Henderson Crypid's On Crack
Fanfiction"Oh god damn it, TMWTUD-DF." Cartoon Cat said. Anyways, Trevor Henderson's mythos in my AU. This is also for just fun. I just make random thought in my head, imagine them in the random thought, then I put it on this book. :) Hope you enjoy. OwO
