pic: the ref and the commentator (read on kid)
judy lurched from across her desk and pulled out mrs. king's weave she got in chile.
"how DARE you!1" said mrs. king, "according to my calculations, you would lose in a fight against me."
judy actually won the state boxing and wrestling tournament in high school, so she was pretty good at fighting. "according to my calculations, you're going to lose your fake eyebrows by the time i'm done with you >:)"
"im not scared, punk." said mrs. king "come at me, jUdY. who names their kid judy???"
"who names their kid after a literal rock?? huh?? you wanna fight lets fight! square up rnrn"
mrs. king was losing her confidence- "lets do it in the gym or something not her-"
"commons. lets go. we'll have an audience :)"
they both walked to the commons awkwardly, mrs. king was trying to call the office to check her out so she didn't have to fight judy and judy was stretching every muscle she had.
when they got to the commons, an entire boxing ring had been set up, and not only that, but the commons was FULL of fans who were hoping to attend a Harry Styles concert. the flier they received said "free harry styles concert in west high commons today." at least they had an audience, even if all of them had harry styles tshirts and magazines they wanted to be signed.
none other than KSI was there as well, to ref the entire match. and logan paul was there to commentate. mrs. king was VERY scared now.
judy came into the commons dressed in her hello kitty boxers. she even had on a bright pink lucha libre mask.
mrs. king was dressed in her skinny ripped jeans and her free "class of 2025" tshirt.
Logan Paul started playing his brother's "It's Everyday Bro" to pump up the audience and read off his script:
"Who would win??
Mrs. Crystal King, science teacher vs Mrs. Judy Davis, foods teacher
LETS SEE SOME HANDS, LETS HEAR SOME NOISE
ON THE RIGHT, PLAYING FOR THE HOME TEAM, WE HAVE JUUUUUUUUUDY DAVISSSSS
AND ON THE LEFT, PLAYING FOR THE VISITING TEAM, WE HAVE MRS CRYSTAL KIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGG!!"
tHe cRowd weNt wilD
judy jumped into the ring, super stoked to be boxing again.
mrs. king stepped into the ring, and a single tear streamed down her face.
was bill really worth this?
