Scarlett Johansson/Natasha Romanoff one shots

Thor's sister

You're Thor's sister, and Thor has finally convinced you to come to Earth and meet his friends, The Avengers. You had finally agreed so he would stop annoying you.

Y/N's point of view
You were currently in the dining room having breakfast with your family. Your older brother Thor has been rambling about earth, his friends, Jane, and this type of thing called pop-tots. "Please, just come and meet them just this once sister" he said to you sitting across from you. "How many times do I have to tell you, I'm perfectly fine here, why would I need to go to midgard?" You said eating you food. "To meet the avengers of course" he said finishing his food. "Fine, just this once" you said getting up from your seat. "Yes! You will love them!" He yelled running to you and giving you a tight hug. "Thor. Thor. Thor! I can't breathe!" You said slapping his shoulder about to pass out. "Oh, I'm sorry sister" he said putting you down. "Pack some clothes, we will be leaving in a couple of hours!" He yelled running to his room. "Wait what, right now?!" You yelled watching him run away. You sighed "This is going to be an adventure" you mumbled going to your room and packing some clothes in a bag. You walked to Thor's room and knocked on it "Brother, I'm ready" you said. He opened the door "Great let's go" he grabbed your hand and dragged you outside.

Boom tada y'all's on earth I forgot how they teleport and shit

You were standing outside of the compound with your brother and your bag. "I wanna go home" you said looking at the building. "Too late" he said dragging you inside, "I'm back from Asgard!" He yelled. A couple of people came in. A man with a small beard and mustache, must be Tony. A built blonde guy, that has to be Steve. And a really big green guy. When you saw Hulk you stood a bit behind Thor. "Oh please don't be afraid, I'm not gonna hurt you" he said, you looked at him. Two people who looked like teenagers came in. "Well everyone you must be wondering who this is. This is my little sister Lady Y/N" he said doing jazz hands towards your way. "Hello" you said awkwardly waving. "Wait, where's the kid, Clint and Lady Romanoff!" He asked. "Peters at school, Clints with family, and Romanoff is training" "Of course she is" Thor said laughing. You looked at Thor and whispered in his ear "Do you think they would be ok with me liking girls?" You whispered. "Of course they would, watch" "Huh" "My sister likes girls and if you guys have a problem you can kindly fuck off" "You fucking snitch" you said. "No problem here" "The only problem is Clint climbing through vents" "My sister is dating a robot, you being gay is not a problem" "Pietro shut up. You watch as the siblings fought. A robot? You thought, kinda weird but ok. "So that's Tony, you probably knew that already. Steve. Hulk, also known as Mr. Banner, and the twins. Pietro and Wanda" Thor pointed to everyone as he introduced them. "Wait about the robot?" You asked him. "Oh Vision, he is currently trying to cook, which I should go help him, it was nice meeting you. Bye" The redheaded girl who was Wanda if you remembered correctly went away. All of a sudden this beautiful woman with red hair that went all the way to her shoulders appeared. "Who's this?" She asked pointing towards you. "Ah this is my sister, Y/N" Thor said doing jazz hands towards you once again. "Yup, that's me" you said awkwardly. She nodded her head "I'm Natasha, you can call me Nat" she said walking towards the kitchen to get herself a drink. Thor looked at you "That's Lady Romanoff" he whispered. You nodded "Yeah, brother, I figured" you said giving him a glare. All of you stood in a weird uncomfortable silence while Thor was standing happily not being able to stay still. "Ah wait till you meet the kid, you'll love him!" He said excited. "Does this kid have a name?" You asked "Yeah it's Peter" Tony said. "He should be coming in a while, but make yourself at home, I must go finish some work" Tony said walking away. You looked at Bruce or Hulk since he's in his Hulk form. "So, how do you like you know go places? Do people stare or do you just stay inside?" You asked him. "Yeah no, I go out sometimes, some people do stare but it's normal for me to go out like this" he said gesturing to himself. "Like this?" You said confused. "I am actually a human, but I turn into Hulk when I get angry but I've learned to control it" he said. "Nice" you mumbled and sat on the couch by your brother. Soon Nat joined you guys. "So Thor's sister" she said while doing her famous smirk, "yup that's me" you said blushing a bit. Thor noticed it "She likes girls" Thor blurted out. You looked at him in disbelief and punched his arm while Nat watched you guys laughing. "Hey that's ok, I like girls too" "You do?" You asked looking back at her. "You do?!" Thor asked too basically screaming looking at her too. "Nice, we have two lesbians and girl who's dating a robot" Pietro said out of nowhere. "That's girl is your sister you dipshit" Nat said taking a sip of her water. "And didn't you try to steal a llama?" Nat asked him. "That was one time!" He yelled walking away. You laughed at him and you looked at Nat. "You have a nice laugh" she said. You blushed and thanked her. And that was the start of your love story with your brother watching on the other side of the couch.