Kacchan x Reader

(making fun of y/n stories, author notes are fake)

I was on my bed, scrolling through Instagram (Author senpai: hehe I'm so quirky LOL) and I saw this handsome man post a photo of himself shirtless, I almost had a heart attack, sure he is 16 and I'm 12 but I fell in love right then and there!!! Love at first sight 😍😍😍

I followed him right away and I realized that he was following me too (author senpai: eeeeeeee) and I knew what I had to do then, I immediately put my brown hair in a messy bun and started chewing some mint gum, I put on all my 72827394759472916297394579327816293 scrunchies (arms and legs), and then dmed him!!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰😘😘😘😘
This is how the dm conversation went 😘🥰😍🥰😘🥰😍🥰😘🥰😍🥰😘🥰

Me: "h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hi UwU 🥺🥺🥺🥺"
Kacchan: "do I know you?"
Me: "UwU s-s-sorry for dming yo-you late at night UwU 🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭"
Kacchan: "its 3pm tho"
Me: "I k-know, i-its so l-l-late UwU senpai UwU 🥺🥺🥺🥺"
Kacchan: "oh jeez, alright, why'd you dm me"
Me: "y-you look very h-hot, I-I-IN A P-PLATONIC W-W-WAY OF COURSE UwU 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺"
(Author senpai here UwU, it's definitely not platonic UwU UwU UwU)
Kacchan: "sure sure, alright, I'm done, I have to get training"
Me: "W-where are you t-training at senpai UwU 🥺🥺🥺🥺"
Kacchan: "I'm training at *random place, why?"
Me: "no reason"

O. M. G. Omg. *Random place* is the gym in my school that I'm about to go to for some reason now UwU.
I instantly grabbed my chapstick, school bag, and gym clothes and headed to the gym room early, this is gonna be the best day of my life.

I waited for about 5 hours
(A/n not too much for my SENPAI LOL UWU SO QUIRKY)

He finally came, and he looked SOOO HOT. I was standing in the middle of the gym when he walked in, so I had to say something fast cause he looked right at me.

"O-o-o-o-oh h-hi, d-didnt know you'd b-be here Kacchan UwU 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥰🥰🥰🥰"

"CALL ME LORD EXPLOSION MURDER" Kacchan said.

"S-s-s-sorry Ka- Lord E-explosion M-murder UwU 🥺🥺🥺" I said.

"That's better, baka" Kac- Lord explosion murder said.

OMG OMG OMG HE CALLED ME A BAKA OMGGGG!!!!!!

"B-baka? 🥺🥺🥺" I said, blushing and flustered

"Yeah~" Lord Explosion Murder said, smirking.

Omg he totally likes me!!!!
(A/n OMG IM LITERALLY BLUSHING WRITING THIS ・//3//・)

Then Kacchan got closer to me, and whispered:

"I have a piss kink"

OMGGGG ME TOO WE HAVE SOOOOO MUCH IN COMMON!!!!

"M-me too s-senpai" I answered

Then he went on to training. And I sat on the floor with my messy bun and chewing my gum, and scrolling through Instagram. This was the best day of my life. I said was for a reason, cause the next thing that happened was really, really bad.

Kacchan was drinking water, as usual when people are done training, and he accidentally got some on me. Then it started happening.

"AHHH N-NO SENPAI, I CANT GET W-WATER ON ME!!!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺" I said, scared.

"Uh- what?" Kacchan said.

"IM A-ALREADY T-T-TRANSFORMING🥺🥺🥺🥺"

"Into what?" Kacchan asked.

"A-A-A MERMAID!!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺" I answered.

I then ran away to the showers in the girls locker room, fully dressed, and Kacchan followed behind me, what a true friend.
(A/n BOYFRIEND 🥺🥺🥺)

Soon enough everything was normal, because I dried myself off after the shower so nothing happened. Soon we were back sitting on the ground in the gym, and everything was back to normal. Then he asked me a question I wasn't expecting.

"Why do you think your a mermaid?"

I didn't know how to answer, isn't it obvious that I'm a mermaid?

"It's b-because I am UwU 🥺🥺🥺"

"Hah, ok baka" Kacchan said.

And then everything went quiet. Then someone walked in, it was kacchans mom, she asked him to come home since it was super late (a/n it's only 6pm but ok UwU 🥺🥺) and then he said he had to go. I waved him goodbye and I went home too. Then I went back to my bed and died.

Like I actually died because my dad came into my room with a chainsaw and said he killed mom and sister, and then he killed me. Anyways, that was my story.

The end!!🥺🥺🥺🥺

Back to the actual author, this was very cringy to make and I'm very sorry that you read it, please make fun of it in the comments!!