Rebecca the Fatty

Rebecca, the Fatty <3

Rebecca was the fattest person in her neighborhood. She was so happy being fat. Being fat was her lifestyle, it was her brand, her personality. She loved being fat. She did not care what anyone had to say about her being fat. If someone called her fat, she would just simply punch them in their face. She did not have any time to deal with haters. But one day, someone tripped her in the local grocery store and filmed it! When she fell, they started laughing. They started kicking her, throwing cans of food at her, dousing her in ketchup, and pouring drinks on her. Rebecca tried as hard as she could not to cry, but she could not stop it. She cried so much and wished that she were not at the grocery store right now. When the children got bored, they left her there to lay on the floor and be completely soaked in everything they threw at her and poured on her. One guy came over and tried to help her up, when she got up and was standing on her two feet, he tried to clean her face. He leaned in to kiss her and she accepted the kiss. They made out for a while. Rebecca's day got 200% better than it was before. When they were done kissing, he helped clean her up. He opened a container of Clorox wipes nearby and started cleaning off her dress, shoes, and herself. When she was fully cleaned, the romantic and caring gentlemen gave her his number.

Later, Rebecca was walking down the street back to her home when she tripped again! Someone walking by thought it would be funny to then try and push her into the street. The man started pushing her into the street and she was screaming at him to stop. The man did not stop, and a roaring semi-truck sped down the street, running over her head. The blood, brain, and everything else that was in her head, sprayed all over the man. The man passed out and fell into the street. A distracted driver that did not see the huge commotion going on also ran over his head. The insides of his head were now all over the street.

The man that Rebecca was making out with at the store earlier, was also walking down that same street. When he saw Rebecca, dead, and all mutilated in the street, he started crying. From the moment he saw her, he loved her and wanted to marry her. He could no longer do that. She was dead. She was gone from the world forever. He grabbed a flowerpot that was nearby and threw it into the window of the café next to him. He screamed, cried, and let everything all out. He was so mad, he ran into the street and just started screaming. A truck driver that was on his phone, ran right into him. He died on impact and the truck driver was scared for life. The man's guts went all over his windshield and blood was EVERYWHERE!

The end.