The Return Of Mr. Jr Nun

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Armin became successful and rich due to his beautifulniss. He was known as 'The great Armin.' One day he was sitting at his desk made of some tree that has been extinct for a million years. Any who, he was sitting at his desk admiring himself when all of a sudden the most horrific, ugliest thing he had ever seen came into view. It looks like somebody that has pooped and smeared all into one big ugly lump. Then suddenly Armin knew who it was. Mr. Nun the second. He was even uglier than the first. Armin try to cover his eyes but it was nothing for the tough match of the guys ugliness. He was like five Nialls put together, sooooo ugly. The man's voice was worse than a thousand Justin Beibers put together. He said "remember me? You put every ugly persons face into one big blob, and that blob... was me."

"I can see that" Armin remarked

"shut up you beautiful fool" he replied

"Well I'm just assuming i have more power than you because I'm beautiful and you are repulsive" Armin said

"I have come to avenge my dead father. On his death bed he said 'avenge me my ugly son, KILL Armin's beautiful looks.' and that is what I have come to do"

"And how are you gonna do that?" Armin questioned

"I have a wand that when I give the word and wave it awkwardly at you, you will become as ugly as me, and I will get your beautifulness!" Mr Nun the second answered

"Nooooooo! I will never be as ugly as you! Your hidiously ugly!"

Mr Nun the second took out his ugly wand and waved t on Armin and said "Expelliomous!" Nothing happened

He waved it again "expelliomous!" still nothing

"Aha! I'm too beautiful to be cast a spell upon, mwahahahahahaha" Armin exclaimed

"No! I guess you are too superior for me to cast a spell on you." Mr Nun the second exclaimed

"I have an idea! I'll hit you with a chair like I did with your father!"

"Good idea old chum!" Mr Nun The second exclaimed

And so Armin the great slammed a big chair in his ugly face, and then Mr Nun the second got all the ugliness wiped out of his face, and transported his ugliness to the chair, but since the chair was to ugly Armin made a bonfire and tossed the hideous chair into the bonfire. But then the bonfire became ugly, so they wide it out with water. But then the water became ugly, so they evaporated the water to water vapor, which you cant really see so it was fine, but I'm sure the water vapor would have been as atrociously ugly as the previous state. Anyhow Mr Nun the second and Armin the great all lived happily ever after.

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⏰ Last updated: Jan 08, 2013 ⏰

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