Talysa: I just ended a four year relationship.
Grace: Oh, I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
Talysa: Hm? Oh yeah, I'm fine. It wasn't my relationship.
*Ally and Audrey fighting from across the room*
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Talysa: We're dr-dr-driving in a car!
Audrey: Destination Drug dealers bar!
Grace: Pass the mic back over to Jamie We forgot Jamie.
Ally: But we can't go back cause we're going to far!
Grace: But we have to go back, we can't leave him.
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Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Talysa: Shit.
Grace: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Audrey: OH MY GOD ALLY FELL OFF!!!
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Ally: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Jamie: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Talysa: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Audrey: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Grace: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!
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Ally: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Talysa: Rude.
Jamie: That's fair.
Grace: Not again.
Audrey: Are you going to want this back?
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Grace, trying to convince Jamie to join the group: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong!
Talysa: And loud!
Ally: And grumpy!
Audrey: And oblivious to reality!
Jamie:
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Grace: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Magnus:
Magnus: Grace, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Grace: *Sips tea from bowl*
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Talysa: Am I in trouble?
Seelie Queen: Take a guess.
Talysa: No?
Seelie Queen: Take another guess.
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Audrey: Rules are made to be broken.
Grace: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Ally: Uh, piñatas.
Talysa: Glow sticks.
Jamie: Karate boards.
Lili: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Audrey: Rules.
Grace:
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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Jace: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Grace: ...I did. I broke it.
Jace: No. No you didn't. Audrey?
Audrey: Don't look at me. Look at Jamie.
Jamie: What?! I didn't break it.
Audrey: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Jamie: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Audrey: Suspicious.
Jamie: No, it's not!
Talysa: If it matters, probably not, but Lili was the last one to use it.
Lili: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Talysa: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Lili: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Ally!
Grace: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Jace.
Jace: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Talysa: Jace... Audrey's been awfully quiet.
Audrey: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Jace, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Jace: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Jace:
Jace: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
