Hi, my names Dream. I have a secret I've never told anyone. I have a big fat penis, and instead of pissing, it vacuums up all the toilet water. This started recently, so I haven't been able to leave my house and I'm failing all of my college classes... and i haven't seen my precious Georges fat ass peach in his tight uniform shorts either.
Normally when I see him, he makes me harder than the dwayne rock johnson, but lately, he's been making my penis start crying and suck up all of the water in the air, so it gets very dry. Imagine it being summer, and you go outside, see your crush, and your fat dick sucks up all of the humidity. It sucks just a little, but honestly seeing his face nice and dry really makes me suck more, it starts sucking the carbon dioxide out of the air! I'm concerned for the wildlife.
