Loki x reader ( slow burn)

Rocky Road

A/n: I made a cake for 16k reads and it was sooo goooood. So I'm encouraging you lot to eat a fat slice of cake every once in a while because you only live once and cake is really good. Any way thanks for 16k reads and giving me a reason to eat cake. Sorry, I just really like cake. Apologies in advance for the google translate Russian. I hope you enjoy this chapter. Xxx
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"Is that what you're wearing?"
"Got a problem Sam?"
"Nope, just looks a bit tight in areas."
"I think she looks perfect, and it's definitely doing something to me, but keep your pervy eyes to yourself, m'kay?"
"Yes ma'am."

You flicked Sam's ear and kissed Loki's cheek before grabbing your keys.
"Darling, are you driving?" Loki whispered into your ear.
"Ill try not to be offended, but no, Bucky is."
"I'm what?" Bucky asked, wiping down his metal arm.
"Driving." You quickly threw him your keys and ducked under his arm.
"I didn't agree to this."
"Would you rather I drive and crash the car or Nat drives and gets us a speeding ticket? No, so you're driving."

Bucky just gave you a disappointed look and put your keys down.
"Please. I'll pay for yours and Steve's next date."
"Four star restaurant."
"Three."
"Four."
"Fine. I really dislike you sometimes."
"And my heart breaks." He dramatically pretended to faint by putting his hand on hid forehead and sighing.
"Oh shut up." You grabbed Loki's hand and interlocked your fingers with hers.

"You look so edible darling." You whispered into Loki's ear and nibbled on her earlobe slightly. She moaned slightly before lifting up your hand and kissing the promise ring.
"Ew. Can you not, and in front of the children." Sam said, covering Peter's eyes.
"Its cause we're gay isn't it." You laughed and led Loki to the elevator before Sam could reply.

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"You're not going to tell me where we're going, are you?"
"Nope." You giggled and kissed Loki's cheek softly.
"Will you at least put a seatbelt on?"
"But I'm comfortable." You said and put your legs in her lap.
"Use magic then."
"Fine." You slapped on a shield across your chest.
"Happy?"
"Only if you give me a kiss."
"No, I don't think I will."

"Will you two stop being a cute couple?" Nat whined.
"Its not our fault you can't ask Bruce out."
"Second oldest and most mature." Bucky muttered to himself.
"Stop here." You told Bucky. He pulled off into a shop car park and let you and Loki get out. You led Loki into the small shop and to the ice cream freezer. You started rummaging through the flavours and picking out mint choc chip for Loki, your favourite ice cream flavour for you, rocky road for Nat and chocolate for Bucky. You took the tubs of ice cream to the counter.

"You want anything else love?"
Instead of saying anything, she picked up several bars of chocolate and putting them next to the ice cream on the counter.
"One sec." You said and went to get blue and red slushes.
"Why?"
"So people can ask why out tongues are purple."

Once you paid for everything, you and Loki made your way to the car, but she stopped you before you opened the car door.
"With how cold it is and the ice drinks and ice cream, I'm going to turn blue."
"Lady Loki as a frost giant sounds pretty hot to me."
"What about the Russians?"
"One, Bucky isn't Russian and two, they won't mind I promise."
"Yeah, okay."

As soon as you got in the car all you could hear was Russian.
"Otel' budet vsego v soroka minutakh yezdy, yesli my poydem tuda nalevo."
"Chto zaymet u nas na desyat' minut bol'she, chem yesli my poydem napravo."
"Yesli my poydem napravo, probok zaymet yeshche chas."
"Net dvizheniya, ty chto-to vidish', Barns?"
"Vy dvoye vyrezhete?" Loki spoke up suddenly.

"You speak Russian?"
"Allspeak actually."
"Ok, you're literally perfect."
"I'm driving and I say we go left." Bucky rolled his eyes and started the car.

"Ice cream anyone?"
You passed round the tubs, you opening Bucky's for him since he was driving.
"I love road trips." Nat sighed, putting her feet on the dashboard.
"Get your feet off my car." You poked Nat until she dropped her feet.

You felt something cold poke your arm so you looked up to find you frosty queen shifting awkwardly in her seat. As soon as you saw her, you choked on your ice cream, coughing violently.
"Y/n? Are you okay?" Nat asked before turning around, also choking on her ice cream when she saw Loki.
"And you got her first." Nat whined.
"Are you choking because you're repulsed?"
"No because I didn't realise how horny I could get in two seconds." You cleared your throat and rubbed circles on Loki's palm.

"Y/n, I swear if you don't shut up i'll tape you to the roof of the car." Bucky said disgusted.
"But she does have a point." Nat sighed.
"Back off she's my fianc- girlfriend I mean, girlfriend."
Loki blushed at your slip up and compliments, smiling to herself.

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Sorry for how short it is. I haven't gotten a good nights sleep in ages and I'm falling behind on so much homework so I'm just writing what I can. Don't be like me and do your homework on time, and eat lots of cake.