Jail is just a place (armin arlert x eiji okumura)

My love

Hi its eigi here and teehee. Hi its Armin here baha. And we are the power couple1 We are getting married in two weeks and we already had two children number one was victor and number two was yurio the big baby. we already left them with our parents to handle though so we are off the hook. But my lovey dovey Armin over here has the thickest thighs, i mean erwin is thicker but thats not the point. well its time to go make out in the erens basement now hopefully him and raegner dont catch us teeeeeheeeee!

Armin slowly looks away from Eiji blushing while holding to flower. "T-t-t-t-this is for you, hehe" says Armin as he looks at the ground. Eiji quickly pulls Armin in for a little smooch. "Did we just kiss dude" says Eiji while blushing a bright bright shade of ripe tomato. Armin shyly gives Eiji the flowers. "T-t-thank you A-a-armin. teehee" Says Eiji as  he accepts the flowers. They then walk off to a nice dinner.

Eiji and Armin were sooo inlove. Everyone was so jealous. "Man, I'm so jealous of their love" said Jean. "grrrr" said Connie. COnnie has gone feral ever since that day..."Eiji, I think people are getting jealous" Armin said. He looked very worried. Eiji frowned, "You think so?". "Yes" said Armin. Eren hasn't been talking to Armin ever since he met Eiji. He felt so jealous. He was soooo jealous of Eiji. He thinks that Eiji is stealing Armin away from him! Even though he still has Mikasa (who is a pest to him), Eren isn't the same without Armin. "Eiji...I...I have to ask you something..." said Armin. He blushed. He was sooooo shy. Everyone looked at Armin and Eiji. All of their beady eyes on them. Even the titans were watching. Armin got down on one knew. He blushed soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much. "Armin WHAT ARE YOU DOING OMGGMMGMGGM" Eji yelled. Armin propsed. "Would you mmmmmmarry meeee eiji?" "YES" said Eiji. Everyone cheered, except for Levi. What a grouch.

Eiji realized that maybe today wastn the day to be with armin. Armin was so upset he could not think of what to do. He looked down to his hands where he held a beautiful ring pop. He had hoped that maybe Eiji had wanted to keep the king pop to save it for later so he could have something to eat that night while watching a movie in his room. You see his mommy mom didnt let him have any food in his room. He was so sad. but Armin wanted to be there for him by giving him the ring pop. this would have all worked out if it wasnt for the fact that Eiji hadnt shown up. What was Armin supposed to do now?

so the thing is im armin and im supposed to be innocent but im gonna go sneak off to the park with connie. But its just so i can learn how to fart like eige does. I can always dream i guess. his farts are so mysterous and juicy it makes me happy. so i just came back from fart practice with connie he's acual a good farter he's gonna go surprise JJ with all of his juicy juicy i eat that lunch farts. But im back with eigi now and he was already farting when i got home. after farting all day we ended up eating the armored titan, and the cart titan. they were so yummy! yuri was at our house shaking... our boots because we where about to go horse back riding but thats all we did for now....... hehehehehehehehehehhahahahahabahahahaha

As Eiji and Ash were eating twislers together...they were sharing one, they looked into each other's eyes. "Armun,..I've never felt this way for anyone before" said Eiji. He stared into Armin's big, bright, blue, shiny eyes. They were like the ocean. Eiji blushed, "Your euyes are like the ocean". "OMG" said ARmin. "I lOVE The OCEAN". ARMIN WAS YELLING> Eiji and ARmin then kissed mmwamwam.