chapter 1

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by -divinebeings

by -divinebeings

(Trumps Pov)

I woke up and dragged my big phat dumptruck out of bed. Melanie or whatever her name was, wasn't here at the moment. I waddled to the kitchen, my butt flakes falling off and leaving a trail behind me.

I tryn the corner and bump into a handsome jock who was 7'4. I looked up at his face and gasped. IT WAS HIM. It was Joseph Biden. Or as the local thots call him, Joe. "I-I-i-i-i-i- i'm s-s-s-s-s-sorry' I stuttered out.

He looked at me in disgust and stapped on me with his maid slippers. I looked up at him dreanily as he was in the process of poking out my eye with a fork. He then smirked and kissed me. 'hello my gorgeous orange sherbert furbee surprise'

I blushed as i looked at him with my remaining eye and leaned in to kiss his nose.

TO BE CONTINUED

OMG arent they just so cute together🥺🥺🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😚😋