strike witches butai hasshin: skies unknown Completed

chapter 4:

Don't own anything

Author pov:

Today is payday. Trigger sucking his thumb staring at the tv watching stewie beating up brian.

Then he felt a hand landed his shoulder.

TRIGGER:

He jumped slamming his body in the ceiling & fell face first. Minna standing there jawdropped.

Minna: dear...

Trigger: OMG. Minna (inhale) good lord don't scare me like that😫😫😫😫

Minna: sorry. What's wrong

Cipher: trigger

Trigger: AHHHHH😱😱😱😱 I DIDN'T GET THE MONEY SPARE ME

Cipher: already got the money

Trigger went silent for a minute & he passed out.

Minna: okay

Cipher: ...... Right😑😅

Timeskip:

Yoshika apex predator Lynnette phoenix trude & destroyer riding in the truck shirley is the driver.

Apex:

Phoenix: i hope your not taking one of those gallon things that make your brain  #×_%

Trude: at this point phoenix. It don't matter

Shirley gut the throttle, trude clutching on her half android husband for dear life. Bishop glomped on phoenix burried his face in her boobs.

Timeskip:

Strider 3 yoshika trude Lynnette sitting ground groaned from shirley's crazy driving. Strider 2 & strider 6 looked happy.

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Trude/Lynette: HOW DARE YOU TWO LOOK HAPPY ENJOYING THE RIDE WHILE THE REST OF US SUFFER💢💢💢💢💢💢💓💓😈😈😈😈👿👿👿

Back at base:

Long caster whip out huge lunch for eila & hartmann, he barricaded the main door so minna won't come in.

Eila/hartmann: THANK YOU LONG CASTER FOR SAVING US

Long caster: no problem i ain'f going through that 

Mio & slat comes in.

Mio: good thing long caster. You ain't opening that can of crap indoors

Timeskip:

Soon as marie said mio & slat mysteriously collapsed they head off back to base. However they remember one thing, minna's cooking. So they stayed.

Timeskip:

Eila got sick from yoshika's cook for unknown reason. Eila opening her eyes seeing her boyfriend hans weber aka spider.

Eila: hans💓💓💓💓

Spider: hey babe. Mio called to come here. No hugs & kisses i don't wanna get sick. I made you chicken noodle soup in my own recipe instead of yoshika's recipe

Yoshika:

He caressed her hair in affection making her blush eyes shimmering. Her familiar dog sprouted hearing of her tail wagging like a dog being petted.

Mio: awww that is so sweet

Spider: last time i heard you got pampered by slat😁😁😁

Mio blushed red.

Epilogue:

Eila: YOU BETTER TELL ME WHERE HARTMANN IS NOW💢💢💢💢💢💢👿👿👿👿👿👿

Spider: WHERE IS THAT LITTLE LAZY ASS💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢👿👿👿👿👿👿👿

Minna: she went off base

Trigger: yeah uhh another mission what she told us😰😰😰😰

Nothing to say

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