Namjoon: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, then it's venomous.
Jungkook: What if I bite it and it dies?
Namjoon: Then that means you're venomous.
Taehyung: What if it bites itself and I die?
Namjoon: ...That's voodoo.
Jimin: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Namjoon: That's correlation, not causation.
Hoseok: What if we bite each other and no one dies?
Yoongi, from another room: That's kinky.
Namjoon, face-palming: Sweet merciful Jesus...
