just ichi day with pokemon trainer xiao senpai

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a/n: this is my first genshin fic hehe stan bts, stream butter, and stan xiaoven nya~

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"haruman naege sigani itdamyeon"

venti opened his bright viridescent venerer green orbs to the sound of the kawaii desu vocals of pokemon gym trainer suga-kun from bts (a/n: if you don't know who that is gtfo) coming from his phone alarm

"wow sugoi," the ravenette with tealnette tipped braids titters, stretching tofu white arms to the sky and he tumbles from his bed

"are you awake?" xiao growls from the corner of venti's room (a/n: no xiao san don't growl haha ur so seggsy) "we have pokemon gym leader ass to kick today"

"xiao senpai???" venti whimpers, "n-nani are you doing in my room?"

"i watch you when you sleep" xiao demon whimpers and venti giggles, xiao-senpai was such a gentleman with the edward cullen sama vibes

"b-but wait!" venti stutters, casting shy glances at the ravenette now stomping from one end of his room to the other "a-aren't the gym leaders the super mega foxy awesome hot boy group bulletproof boyscouts?" (a/n: if u get the reference u get the seniors discount xD)

"and what about it?" xiao fumbled, red lined piss yellow orbs staring into venti's shrek green orbs, "is there's a problem baobao-chan?"

"o-of course not senpai" oh no, how will venti choose between his super smexy senpai xiao and the bangertastic bts leaders? the ravenette clutches his eevee, nameless bard, to his chest, "oh nameless bard kun what do I do?"

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"dalkomhan ni hyanggie chwihaeseo gonhi nan jamdeulgopa" suga sama sobs, falling to the ground as xiao senpai returns his polteageist, bonanus, to a pokeball (a/n: rip to the yakshas iykyk)

"what do you think babe?" xiao senpai screams, a cocky smirk on his face and venti can't keep the squee inside of him, biting his lip when xiao twerks in victory

"wow x-xiao senpai ur so sugoi" the ravenette giggles, tucking his tealnette locks behind his ear, "i-i don't know what i was kangaeing, there was no way international heartthrobs bangtan sonyeondan were any match for you" (a/n: banger tweet venti)

"that's what i thought," xiao cackles, turning on his heel, "follow me to the final four of teyvat so u can be the pokemon queen to my pokemon king"

"ppakppakan seukejul saie gihoega itdamyeon" venti says with a bow to the fallen suga donno, "you were no match for my xiao senpai"

the last of the seven gym leaders twitches, dead to the world as xiaoven leave the gym, the ley line gold orbed demon and grass green orbed bard hand in hand as they walk into the sunset

(a/n: omg cliffhanger haha make sure to subscribe if you want to read xiao propose to venti in the next chapter omg what if there was a lime? or a lemon? teehee you'll have to find out on the next episode of just ichi day with pokemon trainer (champion) xiao senpai)