Bill Cipher Oneshots X reader/Oc

part 1: human Bill x Satans daughter oc

Bills pov

"Alright go spread your weirdness around!" I say as I open a portal to the outside,"My plans are finally coming together!, today gravity falls tommarow the wor-!?", I get cut off by the sound of my henchmen groaning and a bubble sound, I look up and see a forcefield around gravity falls,"WHAT!?", I float up and poke the bubble,
"This is going to complicate things", I sigh in announce when I hear my henchmen groan in pain,"WALK IT OFF!" I float back inside and to think only to see someone sitting in MY CHAIR!,
"State your name and business or I'll wipe out your existence!" The person turns around, but what I'm met with both surprises me and angers me, it was a female, she had long brown hair, hazel eyes, tan skin and tribal tattoos?, she wears a tight white shirt that had puffy short sleeves, a black vest that cuffs and brings up her breasts, and she wore tight black short shorts, her legs had fishnet stockings, and she had black high heels on, and to top it off she had a top black hat but shorter than mine and a black cain, in all honesty she's a beauty, buts she's probably here to mess up my plans, she smirks and float walks towards me,"My my~ the great Bill Cipher~ its a pleasure to make your acquaintance, my name is Julie, Julie Wiker~" her voice comes out as a purr, I smirk and raise an eyebrow,
"Oh? So you know me?" She nods her head,"Your the great Bill Cipher, destroyer of planets, you are well known to me, lets just say......you have my interest Bill~" instead of a purr it more sounded like a moan, I feel my face flush red, as do my comerads, "what do you want from me, darling~" her face slightly turns red until her smirk came back,"Oh, there's a lot I want from you~, but for now I wanna help you take over this sad excuse of a planet~, as we speak the little brats are on there way, so-" she turns so her back was facing me then turned back around,"-I can take down the barrier if you want?, or the brats wipe you out, which is it love~" I think about it,'i have no chance I don't wanna be erased' I smirk,
"Alright I except, what do you want in return?" She smirks,
"Easy.......I want your love in return~" my eyes widen,' my love?' I shrug and stick out my hand which was in golfed in blue flames,"DEAL!" She smirks and her hand engulfs in green flames that I look at curiously, she shakes my hand and just as she was about to snap her fingers, the shack barges in with some towns people and the pine twins,
"Stop right there bi-" pine tree stops his sentence and looks at Julie, a large blush on his face as blood comes out of his nose, I feel something in my chest but just push it away, Julie walks slowly to the shack up to dipper her breasts bouncing every movement she makes, I try not to stare but DAMN!, she makes it to pine tree and bends down to his night, as she bends down I can get a good look at her ass,
'hehe nice' I get knocked out of thought by Julie speaking,"so~ your the brats that spoil poor bills plans~?" She straightens up and crosses her arms under her chest making them apear bigger than they already are, pine tree snaps out of it after shooting star smakes him in the head, then looks up at Julie with a glare,
"Yeah and were here to kick bill and apparently your butt to!" Julie raises an eyebrow then smirks, she turns and walks back to me,"Well, sorry to say, runts, but my darling bill-" she says as one of her hands run down my chest and I can feel her hit breath on my neck as she continued,"- and I have a world to concore so stay out of our way, or I can kill you with the wave of my hand~" the pines freeze out of shock, Julie snaps her fingers and the portal disappears, she smiles at the shocked faces then looks at me,"there you go dear~, my end of the deal is done, now later I want love~" she smirks, I match her smirk and grab her waist bringing it closer to me, I turn to look at my henchmen,"Well, GO MAKE THINGS WEIRD!" They scatter and make there way around the world, I turn back to Julie as she snuggles into my side, her breast squished up against me,'wow there soft', she looks at the pines with a smile, thats when I see ford in front of us, unfrozen, she smiles more and walks to his chained body, the pine twins to scared to move,
"Well if it isn't fords, long time no see!" Ford looks horrified,
"J-Julie!?" She smirks,"Ding Ding you got it right!, now how bout you tell your brats what I am and capable of doing, if you want them alive that is" Ford's face turns white, he gulps and sighs,
"Julie is the daughter of Satan himself, he wanted a daughter so he made her, her power is unlimited, when I was making the portal, before I ever met bill, she came out and offered to help but I declined, so she said she was going to wait for the right time until she can see me suffer, I wrote about her in my 4th journal, but is burned in a fire along time ago" julie laughs,
"Thats right and now you all are going to be great statues for all eternity!" She freezes ford and then the entire shack including everyone else inside and outside. She smiles in victory, I walk up behind her and wrap my arms around her waist my chin on her shoulder,"ya know that was pretty hot~" I see her face become red, she turns back around,"well my King~, are you going to give me love or not~" I smirk,"Oh I'll give you love alright, day and night, be prepared not to walk for a month~" I hear her gasp as I pick her up and teleport to my room.