Spongebob and Patrick were walking around bikini bottom making jokes and laughing and having fun as best friends do. When all of a sudden.. "Patrick look!" SpongeBob said out of excitement, "Huh what-" Patrick said in confusion "Its a box!" "Yea I see that- what abt the box?-" "What do u mean 'what about it' ?!? We can use it for so many things!" "Like what?" "Uh... it'll be our play box! Let's take it to my house." "Uh ok" they carried the box all the way to SpongeBobs house, luckily it wasn't that far from the house.
Time skip to where they get to the house bc why not🤪✨
The get to spongebobs house and get in it right away, they didn't wanna wait to have their fun. They started playing when all of a sudden squidward came out and started yelling at them "SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK, SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TRYNA PLAY MY CLARINET AND I CANT DO IT WITH YALL BEING FUCKING LOUD!" he yelled then slammed his door. "Well then I guess we have to be quiet.." SpongeBob said sounding sad "Now we can't have fun" SpongeBob said, looking at Patrick, tears forming in his eyes "Dont worry SpongeBob, we can still gave fun" Patrick said while looking at him with a smirk on his face spongebob looks at Patrick "What do you-" SpongeBob gets interrupted by Patrick kissing him softly. SpongeBob gave in and kisses Patrick back. SpongeBob gets on top of Patrick, still kissing him, he quietly moans into the kiss when Patrick puts his hands on, and squeezes his ass. The moan allowed Patrick to slip his tongue in, continuing the kiss. They stop kissing to catch their breaths while making eye contact, a light pink blush forming on SpongeBobs face. Partick started kissing and sucking purple marks on Spongebobs neck, he started at Spongebobs jaw(not like the bitch has one-) down to his neck. SpongeBob took off his shirt n let Patrick kiss his chest, he kissed all the way down to the rim of spongebobs pants (I forgot wtf its called-) he looked up at spongebob asking for consent (consent is seggsy) after receiving a nod from spongebob he pulled off spongebobs pants and underwear. He prepped spongebob before pulling down his own pants revealing his 13 inch horse cock and putting on a condom and lube to be safe. He put it in slowly, stopping in place whenever spongebob let out a whine from the pain. Once spongebob was ready he gave Patrick a nod, Patrick pulled out slowly only leaving a tip in before thrusting back into spongebob, spongebob moaned so loud that it sounded like a siren going off. They continued this for a while until squidward came outside because of the noise and opened the box, "What the hell- SPONGEBOB? PATRICK?!!?!" the two stopped dead in their tracks, hearing nothing but their heavy breathing. 'I- you-.. you know what- no-" squidward said before walking off. SpongeBob and Patrick cleaned up, put their clothes back on and left like nothing ever happened, and every time the two run into squidward, squidward gets back flashes of what happened in the box.
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I'm going to hell for this- well anyways moral of the story- don't have seggs in a box, you'll end up traumatizing your friends. Have a nice day/night/evening u stinkies😨😨
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