Diary of a Good Damn Bahamian Woman

Talk da story right!

Now y'all know fa years I bin good to Roger. I cook fa his hungry ass, clean up after his nasty ass, wash he shitty jokey and help raise he two ungrateful outside chirren along with our rude ass two. Fa 23 years Roger was the only man I know, so yanno one ting I ain't dealing with is no sweetheart.
Roger sweetheart let her idol god fool her and
convince her to call me.
Tink her head good?
Bush crack, man gone!
I leave all dem chirren behind.

Naw don't mix me up,
Ine Gern lay up wit no new man.
But I need a break.
Roger need to see what I is have deal with since he gat all dis time on he hand.
Den He ma ga have da audacity to try call me.
She wan know where I is and why Roger ain't with me.
Head can't be good.
Chall, I tell her I busy.