Y/n was chilling on the couch, binge-watching their favorite show. Y/n was really bored, the show was actual shit but they didn't have anything better to do. After a while, they remembered they had to take their medicines and grabbed the bag and took a random pill out of it and swallowed it. They were feeling slightly dizzy, so y/n sat down on a chair at the dinner table, and soon passed out. When they woke up around ten minutes later, they saw Darkie open their front door, and they thought "How the fuck is- He doesn't even have the key to my apartment-" and y/n looked at him approach them and he waved at y/n and plant his ass on the couch.
He said "Oh damn, that show is boring, y/n, why you even watching that?" and y/n replied "Oh, just the first show I found that could potentially be nice, and it wasn't, so-" and y/n got on the couch next to Darkie, who pulled y/n closer to him and said "C'mon, we're no strangers, y/n" and he chuckled as he laid his head on y/n's shoulder. Y/n blushed to this, and they smiled and thought "Darkie is actually kinda cute.. NO NO NO, Y/N, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING, NO-" and y/n slapped themself in the face. Darkie asked what y/n was doing, and they responded "Oh, uh, just some weird thoughts-" and Darkie chuckled at them and smiled lightly, then he asked y/n "I'm bored, so wanna record a random song with me?"
"YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH LET'S DO SOME DRUGS IN THE BACK OF THE TRUCK, LET'S GO GET HIGH WITH ALL OUR BUDS" y/n and Darkie screamed in y/n's microphone, which was of high quality because y/n likes recording covers and sometimes original songs for soundcloud. "Damn, you can scream well, y/n" Darkie said and grinned as they continued. Y/n asked "Is this gonna be in the song?" and Darkie responded "I mean, yes?" Y/n chuckled and said "Okay, well, I'm going to let the entire world know we are dati-" Y/n said, as they got cut off by Darkie, laughing loudly and saying "Y/n, just what-"
The next moment, y/n pulled Darkie closer to them for a deep, gentle kiss. Their tongues met, Darkie wasn't even resisting and it seemed he really liked it. When they released, y/n said "Alright, you probably know by now but I've liked you for a while and I don't know how you got into my house, but I'm hereby confessing to you." Y/n said, slightly uncertain on what to think right now. Darkie responded "Well, I like you too, y/n.. You really seem like a nice and caring person, and I'd gladly want to date you" he said with a smile, and y/n's face lit up and they fell into Darkie's arms, wrapped their arms around him tightly as Darkie wrapped his arms around y/n too, and they both felt the truly lovely feeling of embrace. When they both released from the hug, y/n asked "So, are we for real dating now?", and Darkie replied "Yeah, I guess so" with a slight smile. Y/n turned their head and see that their microphone is still recording. "Oh god, uh, I think our moment is recorded on tape-"
Y/n fell asleep in Darkie's arms, he carried them to the bed and laid next to y/n platonically because sex on the first day of dating??
Y/n wake up, all alone, on the couch. They were looking around for Darkie, but they couldn't find him anywhere. Y/n checked their computer, but there wasn't even an audio file of their confession. Was this all a dream? A hallucination?
