Chapter 1: From ordinary beginnings
"You're gay!" shouted the thirteen year old boy as One Direction rode past on their beautifully groomed ponies. Liam shouted back "Are you interested?" with a hopeful gleam in his eyes. Liam had been single for 5 years, and was desperate for something to mate with, regardless of gender.
"Shut up, ya gret' puff." came a gruff voice from behind them. It was Zayn. He flexed his muscles and winked at a passing girl. Harry sighed in apprehension.
"Zayn, you're so badass."
Zayn turned to Harry and removed his shades. "Will yer wee little boys be enterested in becemin' badass like me? I'll rep off yer heads an' spet doon yer necks!"
Harry eventually translated Zayn's Scottish dialect (which he had recently started using to accentuate his masculinaty) to the other members of the gang.
"Zayn says Will you small little boys be interested in becoming badass like me? I'll rip off your heads and spit down your necks." Said Harry with a raised eyebrow.
At this point, Niall, who had been daydreaming again about his leprechaun friends back in 'Derry, turned to the other guys. "Hey guys, I t'ink I saw a zombie back t'ere!"
Of course, the gang looked scathingly at Niall. Almost in unision, they chanted.
"Shut up, you stoner!"
Will be adding to this when I can be bothered to
