Shrek was tired of living a fake loving life he was tired of online dating first he dated a blue hedgehog and a bee but it didn't last he was looking and longing for someone to rail each day a perfect being*uwu face ig* his ripped body his maxum shlong his sexy ass hair 😳🤤🤤🤤🤤 he was tired of playing with dolls he wanted the real thing he wanted big booby big booty dilf/milf there he went all depressed and saddened giving small pp energy in the building his sad sorrowful cries also fill the room while muted jazz plays "I just wanna be happy again" he bellows
Then there in the corner of his brown shiny hazel coconut dooky eyes he sees a ugly ass being it was Y/n idk what the fuck yn looked like but if they was ugly or hot asf but they attracted shrek
