Deckerstar Oneshots: Book Two

Where Do Babies Come From?

It was a Sunday afternoon when Chloe dropped Trixie off at the penthouse. Chloe had promised her mom some bonding time, so they were going out for dinner. The elevator dinged and Trixie walked in, lazily throwing her bag next to the couch. Lucifer came bouncing down the steps at the sound of the two ladies. Chloe met him near the bar and gave him a quick kiss.

"I should be back before eleven, she's got an overnight bag though, so if you get tired of her feel free to send her to bed."
"As tempting as that sounds, we'll be fine."

Chloe smiled and kissed him one more time before turning to her daughter.

"Trixella come give me a hug. Don't be a pain for Lucifer okay."
"I promise. Have fun with grandma."
"I will. Love you bye."
"Love you too, bye."

With that it was just the two of them.

"What do you want to do urchin."
"Well, I have homework, but after that I'd be up for anything."

Trixie had been working on her school work for about an hour when the question arose.

"Where do babies come from?"

The question took Lucifer aback. He'd been scrolling through his phone when she asked.

"I- well, erm..."
"Do you not know?"

Lucifer chuckled awkwardly and then sighed.

"Isn't that a question your mother should be answering?"
"Do you see my mother anywhere here?"
"Well why do I have to answer?"
"Because you're here and I'm curious."

Lucifer stared at Trixie for an uncomfortable amount of time. The little she-devil wouldn't back down that's for sure. After two minutes of solid eye contact, he broke.

"Fine-"
"Yes, I knew I could break you!"
"Fine, what do you want to know."

An uncomfortable half hour later and Trixie had all her questions answered.

"So, when a bird and a bee love each other very much they do a special dance and the bee gets pregnant?"
"Yes."
"Nine months later the baby come out of the bee's pouch? Lucifer that doesn't make any sense."
"Yes, well it is a metaphor."
"My P.E. teacher explained it better than that, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't even know the definition if sex."
"Well- wait what? If you knew already why'd you ask?"
"Because it's funny to watch people squirm when you ask."
"Oh you little devil."

Trixie chuckled before putting away her homework.

"Okay, I'm done. We can do whatever you would like."

Around ten-forty five the elevator dinged and Chloe walked to find her daughter and boyfriend cuddling on the couch. Trixie had an ice-cream sundae and Harry Potter was playing on the tv. Lucifer and Trixie looked at Chloe and smiled. She then took off her shoes and walked round to the other side of Lucifer and sat down. There were two spoons in the big bowl Trixie had, so she grabbed one and took a bite.

"How was your guy's night?"
"Good. Lucifer told me where babies come from."

Chloe snorted and ice-cream shot up her nose. She coughed to clear her throat.

"He what? You what?"
"Well in a metaphor, I didn't give her graphic details."
"And I still stand by the fact that my P.E. teacher did a better job."
"Baby if you already knew, why'd you ask Lucifer?"
"To watch me squirm."

Chloe started laughing but after getting a look form Lucifer she stopped.

"Okay, well Monkey go get ready for bed we're gonna stay here tonight, That's fine right?"
"You two are welcome anytime."
"And we will talk about you pranking Lucifer tomorrow."
"Mom you don't have pajamas."
"She'll just borrow one of my shirts like she usually does."

Trixie made a face while Chloe went red followed by covering her face.

"Go change monkey."

Trixie nodded before setting the bowl down and getting up to get into her pjs. Chloe looked at Lucifer and shook her head.

"What? It's not like she doesn't know we-"
"There's a difference between knowing and saying it out loud."

Lucifer nodded with a stern look before smiling and kissing her quickly.

"I'm gonna set up her bed. You mind washing the bowl?"
"Not at all."

Chloe grabbed the empty ice-cream bowl and walked to the sink. Trixie bound down the steps in her pjs. She walked over and hugged Lucifer, who hesitated, but only for a second, before hugging her back.

"Thanks for letting me hang out with you."
"I always love it urchin."

Trixie went over to her mom and hugged her as well. After she got onto her makeshift bed, and went to sleep.

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Here's some fluff to soften your hearts from the heat wrenching roller coaster that is 5X15. Anyways, grammar, spelling, ideas!