welcome to today's episode of "c00chieman tries Monster flavors."
this morning before school I skrrt skrrted myself to the nearest gas station to grab myself a Monster energy.
after careful consideration and total ignorance of my followers requests, I chose flavor dubbed "Pipeline Punch"
(jk just realized that some people suggested it so I wasn't ignorant)
I gobbled up my breakfast pizza, which I also bought myself, and then tried it.
and let me tell you, I fucking hated it.
I about threw up.
tasted like pineapples.
no me gusta piñas. (spanish class pays off 💪)
but yeah I fucking hated it. it was gross.
0/10.
but it didn't taste like battery acid which is cool.
(also apparently the flavor doesn't have pineapples in it?? but I definitely tasted pineapple. maybe I'm just stupid and don't know what pineapples taste like. idk but it was gross either way.)
