his beatle | ringo starr x savior complex!reader

chapter 3 :)

a/n: any1 else kin kokichi ouma

as i stepped through the big british door i was greeted by rows upon rows of identical-looking white boys with brown hair and bowl cuts omgee! squeeeeeee!!!!!
"kyaaa!!!!" i squealed a little too loud as i saw them all. there were at least 200 or so!! they all turned to look at me and i sharted blushing really hard like a tomato or an anime girl.
"omg noo don't look at me!" i screeched and ran to the bathroom. i sat on the toilet and held in a fart while i got out my phone to text my best friend, kurt cobain via kik

beatlefan1980: omg kurt you wouldn't fucking belive it

kurtysquirty1994: what is it, girl. tell me everything xoxo <3

beatlefan1980: i went into beatle school and all of them were staring at me!!1!

kurtysquirty1994: omg that is terrible. it ,must be because you're so so cute though xoxo

beaktefan1980: omg kurt!!!!! that is so sweet! i',m so glad that i'm the only one who knows you;re alive and are not a hostage!1

kurtysquirty: ok... that was a little outa pocket y/n but ill take it i guess

bealthefan1980: ok bye bye!

kurtysquirty1994: yeah.

i took my legendary shit in the beatle school toilets and walked back out into the lobby, hoping none of the beatles would notice me. but too bad they did since i'm the only girl and also i'm a mega hottie. i kept my head down as i walked in and took my well-deserved place in the corner of the room. a few of them were still looking at me but most were back to chatting with their bealte friends.
suddenly i was approached by a rather tall beatle with big eyebrows and a green sweater. he looked suspiciously like john lennon but also weirdly off.... .
"oi, i saw you run away from the lobby earlier. are you ok?" he said britishly.
"yeah i'm fine, just a little shy i gues..s." i said shyly, twiddling my thumbs and smashing my thighs together.
"oi'm hosb, by the way." he said, hold out his hand for a handshake. "hosb lebnin"
"nice to meet you hosb" i said in my fake british accent, shaking his cold-ass hand,. "i'm y/n"
"wye slash enn..." he said, testing out the name on his tongue like it was a fruity beverage. "is that foreign luv?"
"n-no!! baka! it's just a british as the rest of yours!!"
"no need to get defensive, y/n, it was just a jape haha" he said, chuckling. we stood in silence for a few seconds before i posed a question for him.

"so what's your deal, hosb? everyone else seems to have a group to talk you but you came all the way over here just to talk to lil ol dumb ugly gay bad-smelling stupid grotesque boring horrible bland rude me..." i asked britishly.
"well... that's..." he sighed and began to sweat a little. "i don't know why i'm telling you this but... i'm actually a failed clone of john lennon." he said
"wow" i gasped and put my hand to my mouth surprisedly
"me and my fellow beatle clones don't really get aloing with the rest of the school well since we're so weird and quirky. ..,.basically i'm an outcast....,." he said outcastly.
"i don't think you're weird or an outcast, hosb. you're perfect to me so far"
"omg y/n that's so sweet" 
"so who are your other beatle friends? i-" suddenly the bell rang. i had to get to beatle class!!!!!1!!!11111112412$1!!!!!edffhdu wscnritgey83iuwqft468739thg48y3!!!!!
"oh no i have to get to beatle class! i'll talk to you later, hosb~"
"ok see ya y/n, it was nice to meet you! m,eet me out back behind the scvhool by tghe dumpeter, i'll bring the boys ;-)"
"ok hosb, bye bye!!!11"

i headed to bealte class.

a/n: omg i'm on a roll tonight guys!!! also sorry there are no emojis this part, i'm writing on my laptop ughhhhhhhhhhh my iphone 8 is totally dead. omg. thanks for reading please share and like and suibscribe for more beatle content and please don't troll