I was walking with sadness down the river thinking about how sad my life was when i thought of my only lover the only thing that made me feel good in this world
my true soulmate.... lord farquaad
When he calls me a sussy little baka
he wants me to do my little dance for him
he is smiling that made my day
i was so happy when suddenly a cloud of saddness came towards me
it was the bad old days w my ex lover james charles
maybe after all he was the bad one
i remember at that time i was 9 when he came up to me he smiled and james and his bf tony lopez stared at me
s-s-senpai
i growled*
i wasn't gonna cheat on my daddy so i told them i have my own baka
they went away
but i wanted them all
maybe i would just give them a head and farquaad wouldn't know
after tony nutted on my face james licked them off
i went back home
and fuck
the magic mirror told him
i was crying and chewing on his toe nails for him to forgive me
but, i lost him aswell
now it was only me and myself
he throws me out like im a trash
i start walking thinking wtf i should do now
i was crying
my crystall looking tears covered my cat eyes
but i could feel a heavy light touching my eyes
it was santa
"R u ok big man? a handsome baka w a big mommy milkers shouldnt be out here at this time
i broke down and told him everything
he told me i did the best decision
he took me with his elfs
i was working w him
idk why but he always made me run
maybe because of my hea;th, he is so kind
health
(totally not my double D's )
he sometimes made me wipe the floor aswell maybe he wanted me to learn and he stood infront of me
it was christmas
santas worshipers were calling him
his foot fetishers : ariana, mariah and jennifer
they wanted to him to eat their coockies
maybe they were bakers
maybe not
i start accepting what was happening until i saw the man of my dreams
short :heart_eyes:
bald
ugly
with a black hamester
he was so hot
his name was joshue
i only could see him from far away
cause when he came towards me i couldnt see him:
1)my DD'd were blocking the view
2) his face was in my boobs
3) he was short
but he was so hot
i saw him and i said it with the highest voice as possible
hi joSHua
FUCK
I HAD A VOICE CRACK
i was picking apples for joshua
that donkeys dragon from shrek attacked me
and i died
- by Mommy milkers ghost
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Fanfictionlonely day, lonely person but good thing he is a sussy baka