So, I was on Skype with a friend name Rus (It's a girl) and this was our conversation...
Rus: I gotta go poop...
Me: Kay... *Is being lazy as hell*
Rus: *Comes back 10 minutes later*
Me: *Putting deodorant on*
Rus: *WTF FACE*
Me: Oh hi...
Rus: *Poker face* What are you doing?
Me: ...
Rus: I haven't pooped in days!
Me: I didn't need to know...
Rus: YES YOU DID!
Rus' Mom: *Yells something about a toilet and poop*
Rus: OKAY! *Leaves*
Me: *Begins typing about this incident*
Rus: I'm back, and I have Crossy Road.
Me: Where the fuck did you get that?
Rus: Nowhere *Ominous face*
~ 1 Minute Later ~
Rus: What are you doing?
Me: Typing on Wattpad about you...
Rus: IS IT ME AND UNDERTAKER RAPING EACH OTHER AGAIN?!
Me: No. *Shuts off Skype*
Yeah...I have weird friends...
ESTÁS LEYENDO
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