just besties living their dumbass life

dorks

You and Aidan have been friends for 3 years like y'all are veryyy close
Aidan:BESTFRAN GUESS WHATT
YN!WHAT BITCH
Aidan:ALEXANDRA IS COMING OVERRR
YN:OMG YAS
Aidan:*puts in Olivia Rodrigo*
Yn:CAN WE GO TO THE STORE
Aidan:SURE HOE
Yn:CAN I DRIVE
aidan:UMMM LAST TIME YOU CRASHED INTO BUSHES SO...NO
YN:FINE
*you guys get in the car*
Aidan:I NEED A NEW FUCKING CAR HOE
*Alexandra texts yn*
Alexandra:Bestieeee i'm coming tomorrow a 5Pm so i'll see uuu
yn:ALR BSFFFF
Aidan:WHO WAS THAT QUEEN
YN:IT WAS ALEXANDRA DUMBASS
*he slaps your head*
Aidan:CALL ME DUMBASS AGAIN I DARE YOU
YN:DUMBASS DUMBASS DUMBASS
Aidan:U HOE
*you guys arrive to target *
yn:okay queen let's get some chips
Aidan:you get it i'm getting pajamas
yn:fine hoe
aidan:girl bye
yn:ugh
aidan:.don't uGh me 🙄
Yn:fine but maybe brush your teeth..yeah
aidan:GIRL I BRUSHED MY TEETH
YN:UR WASTING TIME GO GET UR PAJAMAS
Aidan:OKAY HOE
Yn:Finally that hoe left i'm gonna get candy
*skip time to where y'all meet up *
Aidan:WHAT DID U GET HOE
YN:I GOT ...candy
Aidan:....i'm disappointed....
yn:i'm sorry..i'm just craving some candy:(
Aidan:fine
yn:YAY
aidan:98 DOLLARS?!
YN:IM NOT PAYING FOR IT
Aidan:OKAY GIRL I SEE U
YN:*laughs*
skip time to where u get home*
Aidan:PUT IT RIGHT NOW HOE
YN:BETTTT
*you put it*
YN:OKAY ILL GET THE BLANKETS
AIDAN:OKAY GIRL
*you come back with blankets and sit on the couch
YN:OKAYYY IM READY
AIDAN:OKAY GIRLLLLLLLLL*he dances*
*skip time to tomorrow cuz bestie i'm lazy as fawk *
Yn:GOOD MORNING HOE*you splash water on him*
Aidan:U.HOE.YOU.HAVE.5.SECONDS.TO.RUN.
YN:AHHHHHH IM SO SCARED MOMMY
Aidan:You asked for this *he slaps your face*ANYWAYS MAKE ME CEREAL
YN:No
Aidan:Yes
Yn:No
Aidan:Yes
yn:NOOOOO
AIDAN:YESSSSSS*he grabs your face abt to punch you🥰*
yn:fine *can't even talk*
AIDAN:OH SHIT ITS 4:55
YN:SHITHEAD GET IN THE CAR
*time skip to the airport*
Alexandra sees you guys*
Alexandra:HEY HOES
YN:HEY BESTIEEEE
AIDAN:HEY GIRL
yall hug*
Alex:ANYWAYSSSSSSSSSSSSS what should we dooooo
Aidan:bitch we got no idea
Aidan:let's just go home i'm lazy to drive so...i trust yn on this...
yn:I DROVE US OVER HERE
Aidan:oh
yn:dumbass bitch
aidan:DONT TALK TO ME LIKE THAT HOE
Alex:calm down yallll let's go
Yn:Okay:)
*you guys get home*
yn:so what should we do queens😩
Aidan:Girl we don't know
Alex:*gasps*LETS GO TO THE MALLLLLL
YN:OMG YESSSS
Aidan:put y'all seatbelts on hoessss
*you put on selena on the radio ofc😩*
aidan:what is this song hoe i dint understand spanish a lot
Yn:ITS FUCKING SELENA AIDAN!
Alex:YEAH AIDAN😼🤲🏼
*you slap him*
Aidan:OW U BITCH
YN:*you sing *
Aidan:bitch you sound like a dying cow
Alex:she didn't ask hoe
Aidan:Ugh
Yn:LET ME LIVE MY LIFE
Aidan:FINE
*y'all get to the mall*
yn:CAN WE GO TO THE NIKE STORE
Alex:YESSSS
Aidan:Y'all are so girly
yn:Shut it
Aidan:No
Alex slaps aidan😍😼😼😍😍😼*
Yn:Thanks bae
Alex:your welcome bestie
*skip time to where you guys go to the car*
Yn:HEY GUYS
Alex:hey-
Aidan:HEY GURLLL*he does those girly fingers sarcastically *
yn:I GOT 8 PAIRS OF SHOES FOR 2000 DOLLARS
Aidan:WHAT-
Alex:YN!
yn:WHAT THEYRE WORTH IT
aidan:you make me so mad
Yn:sorry🙄
Aidan:LETS GET ICECREAM BITCHES
YN:YESSSSSSS
*skip time to home*
Alex:WHERE AM I SLEEPING
yn:IN THR BATHROOM
Alex:i-
Yn:just kidding you can sleep in the guest bedroom
Alex:OK ITS 3 AM-
YN:DAMN IM GOING TO SLEEP
Aidan:Duh
yn:Goodnight hoes
Aidan:GOODNIGHT
Alex:NIGHTT