Khonsu added Imhotep, Hinome, Harugo and 12 others to the group chat.
Khonsu named the group chat "Shenanigans of my Underlings"
Hinome : What the hell is that name?
Imhotep : Why is this thing dinging.
Hinome : WHO EVEN GAVE YOU A PHONE?
Imhotep : Father.
Hinome: Oh great-
Khonsu : Oh Imhotep, it's dinging because you're receiving texts from our new chat!
Harugo : Why am I here too...
Khonsu : Because Haru, this is a chat for us to talk about our next plans with the Amen Priesthood!
Harugo : Then why the fuck are the Gods here? And Apophis??? Since when do they have phones in hell?
Apophis : Excuse me, language
Harugo : YOU'RE ONE TO TALK
Hinome : I'm with Harugo on this. Why are they here if this is for the Amen Priesthood?
Khonsu: Errr... for fun?
Khonsu : C'monnn, this group chat is for all of us to get along and be friends!Harugo : And this is where I mute it
Khonsu : Awee come on Haruuuu! Don't be like that :(
Harugo : Ew don't frown at me
Imhotep : I am not sure how to use this thing yet. I will figure it out later, I am in the middle of 'suntanning'.
Hinome : You're what
Djoser : Awe yeah Im's here!!
Hinome : And here come the homosexuals
Imhotep : I have decided to wait on suntanning.
Hinome : HOW DID YOU EVEN KNOW HE TEXTED WHEN YOU LEFT??
Imhotep : I am the great Imhotep, I know everything.
Djoser : Nice 🥺
Hinome : Okay who taught him how to use emojis
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Dear Stupidity, | Great Priest Imhotep
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