BLOOO? SHREK?!

Shrek's little secret...

Y/N and Shrek have been together for a while now, they know everything about eachother. But there is one secret nobody except Shrek knows about... Shrek has been acting weird lately, He doesnt answer Y/N's calls when its night. One day Y/N decided to check it out, that might be the biggest mistake of Y/N's life...

Shrek's trip home

Hi Shrek finally back from your trip! I've missed you so much! says Y/N. Awwww thanks darling, the trip home took longer than expected im sorry if I made you concerned. No its okay Shrek as long as your back in one piece. Anyways did you eat dinner today? No my bad, I was busy running after the bus... Well what do you want to eat, Shrek? anything is fine but I would love your homemade pizza Y/N, its the best! Then pizza it is! Says Y/N. Y/N starts making the delicious homemade pizza. I'll take the trash out, says Shrek after a while. OK! The pizza is finished in about 15 minutes, be back by then! I will cya Y/N. 20 minutes later... Why isn't Shrek back its already gone 20 minutes, I'll go check. Y/N walks out and quickly notices a disguting bloodscent, Y/N also hears footsteps coming towards her. SHREK!!!

 Ripped shirt?

Are you okay?! why are your clothes ripped and covered in blood?! He limps and Y/N helps him walk. They quickly get to their home. WTF ARE YOU DOING SHREK!? Im sorry says Shrek with a sad voice. I was going out with the trash and saw some kids picking on an old lady. Of course i had to do something, so I told them to stop but they just pulled out their knifes and started stabbing me. I tried to run away and when I finally got away I saw the wounds. I'm sorry I shouldve contacted you earlier. No it's okay you did the right thing, nothing to be embarrased about. Thank you for understanding Y/N. The pizza had already gotten cold, They warmed it up again and ate it together. The silence was very awkward. Y/N was thinking hmmm the cuts look more like burns, Well I guess i'll trust Shrek, he wouldnt dare lie to me, and so Y/N did and went to bed.

The lie

Y/N wakes up hearing a weird growl and footsteps. Y/N weakly hits Shrek to wake him up, then quickly realises that he isn't there. Y/N walks up to the door and slowly opens it. AA- she puts her hand over her mouth and starts shaking in fear. The person standing in front of her isn't Shrek, Thats a monster. The monster notices her and starts running towards her. SHITTTT THERE IS NOWHERE TO RUN!! Her hearts skips some beats as the monster jumps towards her. She closes her eyes and start screaming AAAAAAA. WTF I'm still alive the monster just dissapeared. She looks around the room and sees Shrek sleeping right beside her. Y/N is almost drowning in sweat. Shes 100% sure that wasnt a dream. But it doesnt make any sense how tf did the monster suddenly vanish its not possible. Y/N tries to sleep but stays up for the rest of the night.

The next day

When shrek wakes up she hugs him and starts telling about her nightmare. They both go and eat breakfast. Ohhhh shit the fridge is almost we only have an agurk and a snicker;) says Shrek when he look in the fridge. OHHH DAMM looks like we have to eat snigurkers, AGAIN says Y/N while rolling her eyes. They eat snigurkers and are now ready for the upcoming day. I'll go and shop food for the week, cyaaaa says shrek while slowly going in the car. VROOOOOOM BAAAAANG. ONO THE CAR EXPLODED Y/N runs out to check if Shrek still is alive. She opens her mouth and starts screaming AAAAAAAAAA! wait your not Shrek who the hell are you?? The body laying in the car was not Shrek but a hot man with blonde hair. WAITTTT WHY IS BORIS JOHSON IN MY CAR?! CAN WE TAKE A SELFIE?! Boris has many big wounds and is in his last moments. AAA- Y/N you must fulfil my plan my top secret pl-- AAA Boris starts throwing up blood. YOU MUST- MUST- BLOOOOOOOOOO and then he died. OOOOO NO BORIS!!!! I can't become the blooooo you wanted me to. Y/N starts sobbing after that traumatic experience. I will do my best to become the ultimate bloooo.  BAABING Y/N takes up her phone she got a message. ''I have your beloved Shrek locked up, the only way i will let him live is if you give me the secret to becoming the perfect bloooooo''. O NO they have my Shrek i must give them the secret and types ''Where can i meet you?'' The random number responds ''We can meet in Norway'' Y/N quickly sends a thumbs up. Y/N books a flight to Norway. Y/N gets in the plane, she got seat 22A right next to Obama.  She asks Obama, What is your last name? Obama answers with ææææææ. Y/N takes a deep breath and starts to shout WHAT IT WASNT OBAMA BUT IMPOSTOR FROM AMONG US?! The airplane explodes! AND EVERYONE DIES. Y/N couldnt get Shrek back so he died. The kidnappers somehow got the blooo secret. Shrek had a dirty secret he was planning to tell Y/N... the secret was that he sucked in Clash Royale.

THE END