One spooky day venti decided he would go pick flowers in monstadt city. he said hi favourite flower of them all is the upside down barbatos statue. he said "I NEED THIS ONE FOR MY COLLECTION EHEHEHEHEHEHEHE" On his way there, he ran into his favourite person in the world, amber. amber said hi hi hi hi benti hi hi venti. Venti said you'll need these ehe as he gave her bandages. "what? hi hi" said amber. venti took time to write in his notebook that amber looked a bit bisexual. "time for take off" venti said as amber got swirled away into the spiral abyss where the dirty cow belongs ehe. as venti was doing this eula was watching and she started crying because eula said swag (secretly we are gay) and venti realised why amber looked so bisexual it's because she had been shagging eula in the cathedral with barbara shocked emoji. venti asked eula why she was crying and eula replied saying she tried to eat salad but noelle started sweeping and her bowl of salad got anemo hypostasised into oblivion. venti then gave eula a bowl of disappointment. she said thanks i'm gay and ran away as her wig fell off. venti then saw ningguang who threw rocks at his face because she thought venti looked like a woman and ningguang is misogynistic. however as ningguang was throwing her rocks ganyu was walking by and the rocks hit her horns and ganyu got incredibly horny. ganyu slapped ningguang in the face and said ride me like a bull you soggy butch lesbian. ningguang said ok but first i must have a glass of water. after she had drank her water she realised that the cup of water was actually MONA!!!! so anyway ganyu and ningguang did not shag because ningguang spent the entire evening pissing out mona.
