"Hey can I tell you something...?"
"Sure what is it?"
"I'm so tired of....."
"Omg what happened? Are you okay?"
"I'm just so tired of carrying these ginormous, humongous, massive, earth shattering, gigantic, colossal, mouthwatering, out of this world, biggest, juicy, jumbo-sized dick in this universe 😕,
so would you like to put DEEZ NUTS IN YO MOUTH SO THAT I DON'T HAVE TO CARRY ALL THIS WEIGHT😍⁉️"