Batfam one shots

kitchen disasters

A/N again I do not own anything from DC universe characters-comics  also this is my first fanfic so reviews are greatly appreciated and my first language isn't english so sorry about all the grammar mistakes btw I have no artistic talent so sorry about the horrible cover

ages

Dick-21

Jaon-19

Tim-15

Damian-12

Bruce-40 something

Alfred-immortal                                                                                                                                                                                       

                                                                                                                                                                                

the habitants of wayne manor were gifted in many things such as   acrobatics, technology,               sparring, knife throwing etc.  sadly cooking was not one of those things.  And the dear old butler of wayne manor learnt that after the kitchen being blown up 15 times in 3 days so this is the story of how alfred banned the whole batfam (except maybe tim)from the kitchen

Bruce

Bruce surprisingly didn't wake up to the annoying sound of his alarm he had just started panicking when he remembered he didn't have to go to wayne enterprises today it was a rare day so he decided to cook breakfast for the whole family he looked at the clock and it was 5 a.m. alfred had gone to visit his family in England and would be returning by noon so that is enough time to prepare everything thought Bruce as he made his way to the kitchen 

It was a Sunday so all of his boys were sleeping and wouldn't be up till who knows when except maybe damian due to his asassin training but the boy had pulled 3 all-nighters with his brothers because of an arkham breakout- thankfully they had put everyone back inside without any serious injuries- so he would probably sleep for another 5 hours 

as bruce thought all this he put a nice kitchen apron- that had many bats on it for obvious reasons - and started preparing breakfast

-------4 hours later-----------

crash! clang! bam!

and there went the microwawe, the oven, the coffee machine (he was really scared of tim because of that) he really didn't understand how the coffe machine blew up even though he didn't put anything in it 

also every single window in the kitchen shattered along with all the plates and cups  and there was a small fire that kept getting bigger in the vorner of the kitchen

to top it all the boys had heard the noise and let's just say 3 all-nighters and being forced to wake up at 9 on a sunday would fry almost anyones nerves but if said people had bird-a-rangs,guns, a coffee mug? and knives in their hands and were all pointing them at you well that's the point where you run out of the kitchen at full speed 

it would have been a great escape if only he had not run into alfred on the way  bruce didn't even question why alfred was back early he just accepted  his defeat 

after a 3 hour long very scary lecture and being banned from alfred's cookies for a week bruce made it out of alfred's office barely alive and then he had to promise to buy 50 packets of ceral for dick, wear a pink batman uniform for a week for jason's pleasure, let tim hack into any government site he wanted to for 2 weeks and buy him a new coffee machine with 10 packets of his favourite coffee, buy damian 3 pets that he liked from the pet store...