Seth rogan x y/n x Sam x sethnuts x moldy

Out to sea

On a cold, warm, hot, freezing, ugly, grey, vibrant, beautiful day, Sam and Moldy were sitting in their room and all of a sudden they got the bright idea to go downstairs, terrible idea what the heck what were they thinking. Anyways, they went down stairs "were kicking u out bc ur too gay" said moldy's mom. "Ew wtf ur gay as fuck get the fuck out" said Sam's dad. "Ok" they both said. They walked out of their houses and met up at the beach. "Ok so did you bring the thing?" Sam asked pretty much yelling "Yeah keep it down we don't want people hearing we have it" answered moldy in a deep British voice. Moldy pulled out the door frame and walked to the ocean. "Hop on queen" he said. Sam hopped on without hesitation. A new character appears from the bushes. "Hey guys imma hop on rq" the boy said "bet" they exclaimed. And with that, they set sail. The waves were ferocious and basically killed all them, but moldy and Sam survived. "This is trash what the heck dude let's get the surf boards" Sam said like the queen they are. They grabbed the surf boards and swam out. Sam almost died four times.
They eventually got called over to the left side of the ocean. "Swim moldy swim! Do it for the sethnuts!" Sam exclaimed. "I can't! Wait come back where are you going" moldy said "I'm saving the sethnuts like you couldn't..." Sam sadly betrayed moldy, shortly after they fucking died. "Wait omg ur dead!!! What about the sethnuts!!!" Moldy said. No response. "THE MANTARAYS ARE SWIMING UNDER YOU!!!" Sam jerks awake and swims for their fucking life. They died again due to shock. "Omg wake up" no response. "Eh I never liked that bitch anyways" they woke up and swam towards the sethnut hype house like nothing happened. We swam for what felt like hours, we soon found out it was actually days.