Mc Gets Sweet Mammon All To Herself

The Last Straw

You had a stressful day at RAD. All you could think about was how much you wanted to collapse onto your bed and relax. However Luke invited you to bake cakes with him after school. Asmo was going to meet up with Solomon anyway so he agreed to walk you over to Purgatory Hall. You had the foresight to text Lucifer and let him know where you are so he's not pissed at you.

*LovelyMC*
Hey Lucifer, I'm going to Purgatory Hall to bake cakes with Luke. I'll be home in about 2 hours.

*StrictDaddyLuci*
Ok, Mc. Don't stay out too long and be back before dinner. It's your turn to make dinner tonight.

*LovelyMC*
Ok, thank you for reminding me Lucifer. I should be home early enough to make sure dinner is done on time. Can't have Beel go on another rampage because dinner is late.

You put your DDD back into your skirt pocket as you approach the gate to Purgatory Hall. Walking up to the door you knock and Solomon lets you in.

"Luke is already waiting for you in the kitchen Mc." Solomon said with a grin.

"Ok, I'd better not keep him waiting. Later guys!" You say as you make your way to the kitchen swiftly.

Once in the kitchen, you notice that Luke is busying himself with pulling out cake pans and ingredients. It seems like he hasn't noticed you yet so you sneak up behind him and give the small angel a little poke in the sides causing him to squeak in surprise. He turns around and softens up when he sees it's just you.

"Hi Luke, let's get started! I'm hoping I can reward the brothers with a delicious dessert after dinner. I'm on cooking duty tonight so let's get to it!" You strike a cute Moe pose showing your excitement.

"Yeah!" Luke says happily.

After a few minutes of measuring and mixing the first of the cake batter is ready. It's going to be a lovely devildom velvet cake. You gingerly pour the cake batter into the pan Luke had set out and prepared. Luke took the pan and put it in the oven. While waiting for the first cake to be done you busy yourself preparing the batter for the next cake. With it all mixed up and ready to go you set the devildom dark chocolate cake batter off to the side. Just as you turn around you notice Luke has finished washing the dishes you just used and brought over another clean pan. It's prepped and ready to go. You take the pan from him and pour the devildom dark chocolate cake mix into it just as the devildom velvet cake came out of the oven. As Luke is moving the velvet cake to a countertop to cool you put the dark chocolate in the oven to bake. With some rinse and repeat, you got Luke's vanilla and cheesecake done. You quickly busy yourself icing your cakes whipped white icing for your devildom velvet and deviously delicious chocolate for the devildom dark chocolate.

Finally, the last cake is done. Two for you and two for Luke to keep. After a quick goodbye to the Angels, you packed the cakes up securely and headed towards the door. As you were about to walk out you run into the chest of a broad muscular body. Before you even have a chance to fall you are caught by a pair of strong arms. You look up and see a smirking Lucifer.

"Oh, thanks. I'm sorry, I was just on my way back to start dinner." You quickly explain.

"Is that so?" Lucifer asks quizzically. "As it so happens I came to make sure you got home safely. Shall we?"
Setting you upright again, he grabs your delicious cargo to ensure it gets back in one piece. The walk home was rather quiet. Tired of the silence you decide to speak up.

"Hey, Lucifer. Do you know who's on helper duty tonight?"

"Hmmm. Asmodeus is supposed to help you tonight." Lucifer said flatly.

"Damnit." You groan. "He went out clubbing tonight and said he wasn't going to be home until after dinner."

Lucifer lets out an exasperated sigh and pinches the bridge of his nose with a free hand. "I'll help you out then. I'll be sure to give him a fitting punishment when he gets home."

Finally, the House of Lamentation comes into view. You open the door and follow Lucifer inside and to the kitchen.

"Do you think you could hide those cakes where Beel won't find them?" You ask sweetly.

Lucifer instead ignores you and pulls out a pen and a sticky note. Writes his name on a couple and sticks them to the covering keeping the icing from being messed up.

"That works too. Beel won't touch it if he thinks it's yours." You say quickly. "Let's get to work or dinner will be late."

-----2 hour time skip later------

Dinner is done, the table is filled with dishes of Devildom food and all occupants minus Asmo are present.
The demons are all eating quickly knowing that since you made dinner tonight there would be no leftovers. Beel is already on his 7th plate of the spicy devil curry you made. Mammon appears to be attempting to compete with Beel on who can eat more of your cooking the fastest, seeing as he's on his 4th plate. Personally your nearly stuffed, so you decide to run into the kitchen to grab the cakes. You bring one to the table having already hidden the other one by pushing it through a little hole in the kitchen wall leading to your room that got overlooked. You open up the case and hand everyone a slice of the sweet devildom dark chocolate, except Beel since you also gave him Asmo's slice of cake because the honey blonde brat skipped on dinner duty to the party. They all seemed like they enjoyed the cake, especially Mammon who's eating it slowly to savor the flavor of your cake as if you made it just for him. He's blushing and has that cute dopey smile that you love.

"Hey, Mc. Because you cooked you can just head to your room. We'll take care of the dishes." Beelzebub says happily with a smile.

"Actually leave it all. I will have Asmodeus wash it all when he gets home. He was supposed to help Mc today, but she informed me he went to a party instead." Lucifer says with a sadistic undertone present in his voice.

"Yes sir." Everyone says at the same time and head off to their respective rooms.

Finally, back in your bedroom you look around and notice your room is completely trashed. You only know one demon who would go through your stuff and leave a mess like this in his wake. Plus you notice Devilish no. 5 lingering on your bed and in the air.

"Damnit, Mammon! Not again." You facepalm and curse under your breath. "That's the last straw, time for some revenge on that sexy bastard."