The Trapdoor

As I closed the upstairs bedroom door. I would never expect for me to never return. My cousins, Seth and Logan, my sister, Tori, and I all walked down the stairs to leave our lake house to go bring a girl that thought she was a mermaid (crazy right?) to her house. My sister and I brought her up the ramp to her house. We saw her dog the girl said" Be careful she jumps" and then ran into her house. I know now never let my eyes off her for one moment. When she pushed me I fell off the ramp and hung there scared I would slip. Which they did and I went ... INTO A TRAPDOOR?!??! I was freaking out cause 1. I had no idea where I was 2. I couldn't figure out if I should be scared or relieved that I'm not dead and to sum it up an the Egyptian god Bes god of the darwfs( not someone you do not want to battle) came in the room with his ugly outfit ( a blue speedo with darwf pride written on the back) on. Now if that wasn't creepy enough I don't know what is. "You are going to be my host. Ok good no questions. Now lets get on with it." I was wondering what to do, I had no clue what a host was. I mean I read about it books, but never really knew what to do.When I asked he looked at me as if I had just smashed his face with pie for no apparent reason.