Hey, I'm Sangwoo. Usually, I don't randomly write in books, but I think this times an exception since I want to document how shit my life is right now, so I will be doing so.
Today wasn't so good. Man, being lonely sucks so bad. If truth be told, I long for a guy, but I need him to have golden-orange hair, bright blue eyes and a touch of taste for music. MAnnnnn we would surely have fun. I'm not gay tho!! And, this is the only time I will be saying this besties 🥶🥶🥶🥶🤩🤩
Anywho, today I decided to go out and find a hunka hunka guy. But obviously, like many things in my life, no... it didn't work.
I decided to download Tinder and use it to find my special little baka. I was casually scrolling and scrolling.. and as the hours passed by, my will to scroll diminished until I saw a guy.. his name was Ed. Gahhhh dayuummmmnnnnnnn, he was so sexy I almost creamed in my Gucci Prada pants 😼😼😁😁😁👁👁👁🤩🤩🤩 GAHHHHHH fuck I want him so badly. I would literally break a guys ankles, keep the little rat in my basement and die in a fire for Ed. I decided to dm that Ed guy right away. His Lush Ginger hair and perfectly attractive features lingered in my mind, and his beautiful ocean eyes made me feel something different inside of me ykyk ;)) And to top it off, of course, he plays the fucking guitarrrr. MMMMMMMM 😱❤️❤️ how h-h-h-hot. I decided that messaging him would be the smart thing to do.
*On tinder*
Sangwoo: Hey Daddy 😳💍
Ed Sheeran: Uh.. Hello?
Sangwoo: hey daddy boy. MMMMMMMM DAYUMNNN🤩🤩 MY NAME IS DANGWOO
Sangwoo: Also I'm not gay!! I'm just a bit lonely ykyk ;)
Ed Sheeran: Alright baba grill 🥵 Just saw your picture and the Pingu looking hairstyle is pretty kinky ngl
Ed Sheeran: Also, wtf do you want my little bakaAAAaa~
Sangwoo: I was just uh-um thinking that.. maybe we could meet up yk like real boyzz 🥶🥶🥺🥺
Ed Sheeran: Yea? Well come over tomorrow then daddy bouyyyy
Sangwoo: send address daddy 🥶🥶👀🎒🎒💼💼🎒🧳💼🧳🎒🎒💼🎒🎒💼🎒💼🎒
Ed sheerran: Bitchass Lane road 4 fucking big asss appartremtnen comnpklex ass plave no 69
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*Back to Sangwoah's POV*
Damn, I guess after my parents died of very natural causes, things are getting a bit better. I feel as if I can finally ease my mind and think ahead of the future. Maybe life isn't so shitty after all, and I can't wait to meet my little baka 🥶🥶🥺🥵🥵😩😩😩😩 Ill make sure to have my little Romeo in my dreams 🥵💍
Shitnf i forhot to go to my job, Ed better be rich too
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Very hot sangwoo story UwU
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