Banana Vanz

Banana Van

Aaron is a simple man, age 22, no wife, no kids. But there is one thing about him; he can eat a whole banana in a second! Just ask him and he’ll show you! He claims to say “It’s easy! Just try!” But no one ever suceeded and they all ended up in the hospital. Anyways, he saw in the news that a food eating contest in in the park! The food you will eat is a banana, person who eats the most… wins! But, you must bring something to place the peels in afterwards for an easy clean up! I mean, no one can eat more banana’s that 50! Can they?

Aaron got in his van and decided to drive to the eat off. When he arrived the announcers asked him one thing. “Where will you place the peels when your done?” He shook his head. “Taken care of.” The announcers waited till everyone arrived then evenly spread banana’s over the tables. Aaron parked his car behind his spot at the table and inhaled the banana’s delectable smell. He waited till they start. The clock began to count down to begin. “5-4-3-2-” Aaron grabbed a banana getting ready. “1! GO!”

Everyone quickly peeled the banana’s and shuffled them into their mouths while Aaron… put 4 in his mouth without peeling them. Aaron shifted the banana’s and then spit the peels out into his open van repeating this action. At the 5 minute mark everyone was pooped and couldn’t eat another banana; but they all forced themselves to. Aaron took a banana but he no longer had the energy to eat one after 3 whole hours of doing so. Everyone clammed up and passed out on the table. The only people left were Aaron and last years champion, Reko.

Reko shuffled banana’s into his mouth while Aaron coulnd’t. He lifted his arm, but it flew back down. He lowered his head, but coulnd’t chew another. And he raised his foot with a banana in between his toes, but he dropped it. Aaron glanced over at Reko’s score, 418, flashing bright red. Aaron only had 406. “12 more banana’s.” Aaron moaned as Reko passed out on the tabel. Aaron slowely raised his hand whispering to himself. “I’m done, Too much nutrients, I’ll just give up.”

Suddenly the 5 second bell rang and Aaron shuddered. “It’s over, I lost.” “5-4-3” But then, what’s this? Aaron suddenly got that super strength to eat more banana’s when it’s at the 3 seconds mark like in movies! Aaron at 6 bananas, then 4. “2 more to go.” He whispered. “3-2” Aaron shuffled 2 more bananas in. “1!” Last banana, Gone, into his mouth. The bell rang as Aaron passed out on the table. “WINNER!” The host yelled raising Aarons arm. “I won.” A tear rolled down Aarons face but he snorted it up. “I won…”