when i was at the zoo i saw a talking PANTACORN, his name was unie! Somebody accidentally opened his cage, it wasn't me! [wink wink] But then the unicorn found a bottle of red bull it made him a little gassy. He started farting rainbows and jellybeans,but he went a little crazy and got out of the zoo. then we found out something terrible, he fell off a cliff but hes alright, just his head might be where is butt use to be .isn't sad NOT! Now when he farts rainbows come out of his horn and his pants are on his head. Unis friend fred tried to turn him back it didn't go so well he looked more messed up then he did. it made him evil. he went back to the zoo to rule the other animals like narwhals and unicorns. instead of shooting rainbows out of his horn it was fier. he tried to take over the zoo. but fred tried fighting back with his sparkle powers. it just made unie look a little less messed up than usual. but the sparkles were doing something unusual it was turning him back unie was screaming no no why did this have to happen. he was normal again just a nomal pantacorn. boring right. so unie was back in his cage with all the other pantacorns. but he will always remember to get fred back for what he has done. {da da daaa}
