Quid Pro Quo. TaeKook AU

Parenting

"Remember how I said I want a lot of kids?" He flopped onto the bed next to me and threw an arm over his face 

"Yeah" I yawned 

"I changed my mind" 

"In their defense, I told you that letting them make dinner would be a mess" 

"They both know how to cook"

"Correct. But neither know how to clean properly"

"That doesn't explain how Jared managed to get sauce on the ceiling" he sounded exasperated and I couldn't help the obnoxious laugh that left my mouth earning a smack to the chest 

"They're five and nine. How you thought it was going to be easy is beyond me" 

"Well, I have work tomorrow so good luck cleaning the ceiling" 

"Wow, you're such a sweetheart, leaving me to clean up after your children" 

"MY children?" His eyes widened "last I heard it takes two to make a baby"

"I guess in our case it takes three" I laughed making him laugh as he laid his head on my chest and I wrapped my arm around him 

"You know damn well what I meant" 

"I know" I smiled and kissed the top of his head "you know what though?"

"What?"

"We could still practice"

"Practice what?" He raised his head and looked at me confused 

"Making a baby" 

He snorted and laughed his ass off "I think that's the worst way you've ever asked me for sex" 

I shrugged and laughed "I'm sorry, please sir, may I penetrate your hole?" 

"Shut the fuck up" he laughed and tried to roll away from me, but I grabbed him and held him tight as I rolled us over and pinned him to the bed, I kissed his neck while he laughed and tried to squirm away "kooookie" he whined and laughed making me chuckle as I kissed his collarbones 

"Daddies?" I froze and looked at the open door to find Jared standing there with his stuffed 'yoongbear' that he takes everywhere since uncle Yoongi gifted it to him when he was two 

"Hey" I cooed softly and climbed off of Tae and the bed "What's wrong baby?" I picked him up 

"Bad dream" he mumbled and nuzzled his face into my neck "can I sleep with you?"

"Of course baby" Tae said from the bed, I turned and laid him on the bed before getting in beside him and covering the three of us with the blanket, we both faced him, Tae ran his fingers through Jared's hair while I ran my palm up and down his back "what happened stinky?"

"The dinosaur ate sissy and I cried" 

"Awww that sounds scary baby, but you know dinosaurs aren't around anymore. And Rosie is asleep in her bed" I smiled and kissed his forehead 

"Even if dinosaurs still existed, your big strong daddies would beat em up!" Tae showed Jared his fists making him laugh "I'd kick their butts! No one touches our babies!"

Jared giggled his little ass off "You're silly daddy. You can't beat a dinosaur" 

"Have you ever seen one?" I asked 

"No" he shook his head and giggled 

"You're welcome" Tae said confidently, making me laugh as Jared laughed and kicked his feet "they used to call me the Dino Hunter! You should have seen me beating them up!"