Tremont is Troubled

My Zone Has Been Reached

I look around and experience the most swag ever. SWAG OVERLOAD. One Direction, Justin Bieber and those 5Sauces people are performing a concert to a crowd of My Little Ponies. As I step back to witness all this swag, the time warp takes a sharp turn and I trip and fall into Jake's arms.
He starts to slowly put me down on the ground. When I'm lying down, the time warp has stopped.
Where am I? I sit up and look around to find that I am in front of Ashel's house. Which is literally a cardboard box because she is a hobo in the 'hood. And yet Brondon didn't believe me.
I walk in and see her dressed in a swag shirt with swag pants. Man, she is so swag. Then I realize what time it is: it's the hour of her death. But this time, I'm not high on marijuana bombs.
I play My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic on her XBox Juan with her. This game is so swagolicious that the time goes by so fast and it's already five minutes to, her death.
"I'm gonna get more orange soda. Be right back." She says, leaving the room.
I suddenly hear music from a radio playing in the distance. Window 4.78553247545 is opened up a little bit. I start singing along to the music, but when I hear the ending of a really good Kanye song, I go full thug. "DON'T LET ME INTO MY ZONE! DON'T LET ME INTO MY ZONE!!!!!" I am now rapping these lyrics with so much fire. Suddenly, Ashel walks in. She drops to her knees, has a spasm and has a heart attack. Then, I am knocked out.
When I wake up, I find myself back in the interrogation room. Tyrone and Brondon are staring at me.
"I know how I killed her. I killed her with my sick rhymes. I'm so sorry. She just couldn't handle my swag. I am a Swagamaster 3000 and I cannot be controlled. Don't let me get into my zone!!!!" They have no reaction to my findings. So, I grab the plastic knife from the table and stab them both in the chest.
Alarms start going off and everyone is evacuating. I just stand there, holding the plastic knife, and some wounded guy just lies down on the floor beside them. How am I gonna hide the bodies?!?!? Wait, their three dead bodies form a triangle...

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