"Oh my god!" Arissa said covering her mouth.
As a fleshy buttocks emerged from the skies and was making its way down to us.
"JESUS CHRIST!!" I said," IT FABULOUS." The butt was engulfed in satanic flames and gave off the aura of a dead cat. I couldn't do anything I was frozen in time staring blissfully at this attractive pair of butt cheeks. I summon a explosion potion and proceeded to hurl them at the butt, but all of them just ricocheted and it hit Kole directly in his forehead. He died instantly.
"Oh well I mean, I didn't really like him
anyway," Erica announced nonchalantly. I on the other hand was drowning in my snot and tears, I had a ton of snot considering I had a moderate head cold. Then the butt in all of its glory expanded rapidly to twice its original size. We were struck with its angelic beauty and Luke spontaneously combusted and oddly his innards resembled the tiny Vienna Sausages I used to enjoy in my childhood. The butt announced with the voice not unlike Benedict Cumberbatch
" I SHALL BE YOUR NEW PRESIDENT, REJOICE PEASANTS IN MY GLORIOUSNESS FOR I AM YOUR NEW LEADER!!!" Arissa was mesmerized by his words and a faint sparkle appeared in her hazel eyes. She extended her hand as if only to touch her magnificent King, and as her tips of her fingernails brushed against his luxurious and baby soft cheeks her hand was engulfed in flames and soon her whole body was in the same fashion. Her last words were," They.....were ........moisturized," perfectly summing up her divine encounter.
Erica suddenly snapped out of her trance for she was a strong one. "Yo I'm out," I heard as she graceful sashayed away, into the woods. As I strained my neck just to watch her leave, suddenly, she was ravaged by a pack of twenty plus wolves all emerging from a single bare bush. I quickly turned away not wanting to see her remains but strangely I had felt no grief over that brat's brutal death.
I was the only one left and my heart fluttered with just the thought that I would be noticed by my senpai- wait I mean..... My king. The butt focused on me with his daring yet some what mischievous cheeks and began," PESTONE, I HAVE CHOSEN YOU TO BE MY APPRENTICE IN THE ART FORM IN WHICH I LIVE!!!" He then descended upon me and devoured me into his but cracks and I could tell the new era had begun.
