deku x reader

lovers to enemies

I'm in U.A, and I'm in mr.aizawas class, ok now let's start the story.

I was training in the gym, working on my quirk, (which is detachable limbs and reshapable bones) and then I saw him, the honkiest mommy ever, Deku.
You know what he looks like so I won't explain.

I went over to him and we had the following conversation:

"Hi honky mommy" I said.

"Wha-" Deku said.

"You look like a honky mommy, your very hot" I said.

"Uhm ok, what's your quir-" he tried to ask.

I cut him off by saying, "detachable limbs."

"Tell me every detail about it." Deku said, bringing out his notebook and pen.

I then explained my quirk, "I can detach my limbs, of course, but when the limb is in my right hand I can reshape the bone in it into whatever I want, and I could even put it back on like that, I can make myself really tall, also I think I just figured out a new technique with my quirk, as you may know I can detach my head, but I can also take my eyes out and still see, I can also reshape my eyes, so I could possibly be like a security camera or I could spy on villains."

"WOAH THAT SEEMS REALLY COOL!!!" Deku said, writing down the last bit of my quirk in his notebook.

"Yeah I know I'm amazing 💅😌" I answered, "anyways- you are hawt, like very hot, like honky mommy hot, better then mommy milkers hot, you are the honkiest mommy I've ever seen, you are so hot that I am burning right now, we would look so good together and also you are the hottest mommy I've seen, you are extremely hot, so hot, hotter then kacchans wonderful beautiful mom that I was married to (to read that fanfiction press this link if it works: https://www.wattpad.com/story/268445027-mitsuki-bakugou-x-reader ) you are so hot that I would literally murder my family to date you, you are so hot that I would pick you over the biggest honkiest milkers in the whole entire world, can we date?"

"Your quirk is very cool, by the looks of it, you wouldn't think it's that powerful, I would love to see it advance in power, so yes, we can date." He said, like a true nerd.

Then we started dating.

I was so happy.

He was happy.

Then we had our first date.

"This food is so good, anyways, could you tell me more about your quirk, it's really interesting" Deku said, taking out his notebook again.

"No no, let's enjoy our date and not ruin it with some school stuff." I said.

"Oh... Uh ok" Deku said, sadly.

"Hey don't be sad!!! Here I'll pay for our meal and we can get desert afterwards!!! I'll pay for all of it!" I said, trying to cheer him up.

"Ok! Thank you y/n" Deku said, cheerfully.

Then we ate our meal, and desert.

Then the check came:

"Here is your check" the waiter said, who looked awfully familiar.

"Ok!" I said, reaching for my wallet. "Uh, oh no."

I literally forgot my wallet.

"Is everything okay?" Deku said.

"It's fine, its fine, it's gotta be here" I said.

After 20 minutes, Deku just payed the bill, I promised to pay him back, but I never got the chance.