Harry: I think your pants are made out of mirrors, because I can see myself in them.
Niall: My ears are a little cold, can I use your thighs as earmuffs?
Zayn: Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package...
Louis: Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
Liam: That dress looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd becoming too!
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Well hello there!
This was Preference number 16!
I know its short but I hope you enjoyed this one! I just wanna take this moment to let yall know how much i appreciate it that you actually take the time to read this so thank youuu♡
Anyway lots of love to my dirty little Directioners!!xxx
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1d dirty and clean Preferences
ContoBasically I'm just writing preferences May contain smut {warning! }! English is noy my first language so don't judge me! Please tell me if I made a mistake so I can correct that.Thank you
