sleepless nights,
puppy love,
tear-stained faces,
conflicting feelings,
late night phone calls,
how did all of this stem from a single, impulsive decision to text a stranger?
WHERE Ray McCoy's boredom and impulsive decision to text her "number neigh...
I had a dream last night that I met you but you didn't have a face there was like an exposed heart in place of your face and you had piercings all over it so I figured asking if you had piercings would be better to ask than asking if you have a literal heart for a face
Bone Man why would I have a heart for a face irl??
I DONT KNOW BUT I DIDNT WANT TO OUTRIGHT ASK IN CASE YOU WERE INSECURE ABOUT IT
Bone Man why would I be insecure about having a heart for a face? that would be pretty cool actually I would be proud of that
that's where me and you are different bone man. n e ways what's going on in the life of bone man today
Bone Man not much honestly like I said I CANT GO TALK TO RANDOM PEOPLE ON THE STREET and all my friends are busy so I can't talk to them on discord it's so boring the most exciting thing that has happened today was watching my cat chase a fly around the house
one time I ate a fly when I was six not even on accident either I was standing outside with my mouth open trying to catch flies like they were snowflakes
Bone Man why the f*** would you do that
....I have my reasons now it's my turn to be cryptic 😎
Bone Man can I KNOW the reasons
absolutely not.
Bone Man oh come on pleaseeeee you can't just say that and then not tell me I'm curious now
no if I tell you you'd make fun of me
Bone Man okay I might tbh but that isn't going to stop me from asking pretty please pretty please pretty please pretty please pretty please why did you eat a fly </3
STOP SPAMMING ME IM AT THE STORE
Bone Man pick me up some eggs
ok I'll come to your house and throw them at you
Bone Man what a lovely meeting that would be tell me why you wanted to eat a fly please I will do anything I am so curious and my curiosity tends to get the best of me
ok show me what you look like then
Bone Man ok I can't do that
THATS NOT WHAT "ANYTHING" MEANS THEN will you tell me your name??
Bone Man no
do you know what the word "anything" means
Bone Man PLEASE I offer um what else do you want
I'll settle for a pic of patches
Bone Man deal
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AWH BABY !!!!
Bone Man your turn
ok fine I ate the fly because m my cousin told me it would taste like orange juice and I believed her </3
Bone Man oh my god you IDIOT well did it
yeah actually it was delightful you should try it some time in fact I think you should go outside right now and eat one.
