hey lol
Aries: your humor is ELITE like so fucking funny and makes me piss myself/ WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO AGGRESSIVE- one wrong move and yall up for murder ! !
Taurus: you guys have t.a.l.e.nt and so loyal!!!/ STUBBORN AF CAN YOU NOT ? ! ? !
Gemini: you guys are so intelligent its crazy/ WHY TF YALL SO INDECISIVE?
Cancer: Everything about you is amazing./ BUT SO MANIPULATIVE TAKE A FUCKING BREAK HOLY SHIT.
Leo: Yall can be so generous its so cute/ TRY NOT TO TALK ABOUT YOURSELF CHALLENGE GO!
Virgo: So hardworking and practical <3/ STOP WORRYING SO MUCH ITS GONNA BE FINE
Libra: So social <3/but yet really bad at socializing
Scorpio: so attractive and brave oml/ SO VIOLENT AND FOR WHAT? ??
Sagittarius: romantic <3/ STOP MAKING PROMISES IF YOU CANT KEEP THEM BITCH ! ? !
Capricorn: the self control is so good babes<3 / yall always expecting the worst it ruins the mood
Aquarius: independent af/ YALL CANT EXPRESS EMOTION AND HATE IT WHEN SOMEBODY ELSE DOES-
Pisces: so gentle and wise <3/ STOP BEING SO SAD
YOU ARE READING
✞☠︎zodiac book☠︎✞
Acakjust some scenarios with the zodiacs (based off research) Suicide warning Murder warning drug warning *some mature mentions* curse words sometimes ig